[ Get Together / Halloween Haunt 2007 ] Chain story

[Elusive]

Another person pops out from the portal.
???: Where the ... am I? And how did I get here?
Brock: That portal is bringing people to this place from everywhere. I need to figure out what the purpose of this all is.
???: And just who are you folks?
Brock: My name's Brock.
Ash: And I'm Ash.
Dawn: My name's Dawn.
???: Nice to meet you all. I'm Tidus.

 

[Shadow]

Kenneth: "It's a trap!"
Shadow: "I see that, you ninny. And quit quoting those inane memes."
Shadow and Kenneth watch the dark portals opening on a giant Fancy: Computer Screen in Secret: Shadow Inc. HQ.
Shadow sighs loudly.
Shadow: "We've been online too much of late. Wait, what date did they state?"
Kenneth: "Why, it was the 31st of October. Halloween. I was gonna go disguised as a Mudkip because I heard people like them..."
Shadow: "We don't need to hear of how you lack a single friend. Right now, I need to figure a way for this day to end! Tons of spooks and atrocities come about, and since a certain personal event, rhymes I always spout! I hate this cursed event, down to its core. Ending it shouldn't be too hard a chore!"

Out of the Secret: Ceiling, three figures come crashing down. Jessie, James, and Meowth pop up from the floor.
Shadow: "Ah, there we go, this should work out great. A perfect plan to put an end to this dark date."
Meowth: "Do wha...?"
Kenneth: "A cat is fine, too."
Shadow beans Kenneth in the head with a Pokeball, Nidoking popping out and landing on the poor executive assistant.

 

[Shadow]

A Shadow Inc. helicopter flies overhead of Jack and Kent.
Kent: "Do you think Shadow has come to help us out for once?"
Jack: "I seriously doubt that..."
They both sigh as they see a Bidoof fly from the helicopter and hit the fallen PokeRadar, Shadow's voice heard cursing from above, and rhyming as he does it.
Kent: "He's quite skilled at that, or I would say so if it wasn't one of his experiments making him do that, if only on this night anymore."
Kent and Jack sigh once again as they look up to see the Bidoof, PokeRadar, and ReDead Hyper Beam'ed off the face of the earth as Shadow cackles.

ReDead: "REEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" <Looks like I'm blasting off again... Why wont I end?>

"HEY! LOOK!"
Link: "Huh?"
The green clad swordsman looks up to where his fairy friend is pointing.
Navi: "Listen! A flying ReDead! Perhaps if you use your bow..."
Link pulls out his bow and arrow, pointing it straight at the fairy girl, before with some effort, aiming at the soaring corpse and hitting it, not doing much to injure it further.

 

[Elusive]

Tidus: It doesn't matter WHAT game your from, this is a major crisis. ...Wish I was in Bevelle right now.....
Ash: Bevelle? Where's that?
Tidus: None of your business!
Tidus walks off mad..
ViVi: K, who needs him?

The portal activates again..
A teenage girl appears.
Girl: First a well, now a portal. I need InuYasha...Where is he? Do you know where he IS?!
Brock: No, sorry, ma'am.
Girl: Damnit.

 

[Shadow]

Kaiba: "Screw this world, I have money! Now what happened to my card that is more valuable than any of your lives? I seem to have lost it after we fell out of that portal. I need it to be Yugi in a duel."
Yugi: "You couldn't beat me with it..."
Kaiba: "..."
Announcer: "Attention duelists! My hair thinks those guys have it!"

Jack: "I think we better drop that card."
Kent: "Why? What are they gonna do?"
Kaiba: "I challenge you to a children's card game for my card back."
Kent: "Card game?"
Tristan: "Yeah, you know? Duel monsters."
Kent: "Monsters? Like this? Alakazam!~"
Kent's Pokeball floats on its own before an Alakazam pops out.
Kaiba: "Good thing I don't believe in monsters."
Kaiba begins floating in the air.
Kaiba: "Nope, no such thing as real monsters..."

 

[Scytheteen]

Brock: Who are all of these people?
A bunch of italians and a princess pop out of the portal.
Mario: Luigi where the heck are we?
Luigi: I do not know mario enough with your silly questions.
Mario: what are those...monsters there!?!
Luigi: They seem like those things from that game in that city.
Princess Peach: Oh enough now!
Kaiba: Those three are so annoying...and look at those mustaches!
Kent: Hey! Back to the battle.
Kaiba: WHAT BATTLE!? You have no...
Tristain: ...duel monsters
Kaiba: Yeah, how'd you know i would...
Tristain: ...say that
Kaiba: STOP...
Tristain: ...THAT
Jack: lets get out of here

 

[Spinor]

Ash: ALRIGHT STOOOP!!! What is all this about anyway!
Hamtaro: Hey! that yellow hamster of yours looks like penelope with a tail
Pikachu: ....
Ganondorf: HAHAHA! Remember me link!? I have found my way out of that drowned Hyrule and YOU SHALL DIE!
Ash: YOU! I said stop! Don't make me use my Pikachu!
Laura: ...I'm hungry. Let's go to Olive Garden Hamtaro
Hamtaro: *Taka Taka*
Ash: This is hopeless...
Ganondorf: WAIT! This is not link! It's a Sceptile! I knew i should've tried Outset first...

 

[Scytheteen]

Ganondorf: I best leave and find link
Ash: Yeah, yeah. You go and find link
Link: Buahahaha! It looks as though my sceptile disquise has once again fooled ganondorf!
Ganondorf: you know i'm still here!
Kaiba: Sigh...this is going...
Tristain: ...nowhere
Kaiba: I swear tristain if you keep continuing my sentences I will...

[somewhere else]
Roy and Marth pop out of the portal

Roy: jahdliahdgkoerhiolfsdkgjf (something in japanese)
Marth: LADHK! ndflhdasg
Mario: Ey, mario donno what you are saying.
Luigi: Mario and luigi are confused.
Mario: MARIO
Luigi: LUIGI
Princess Peach: (0_o)
Brock: Those three are SOOOOOOO annoying

 

[Spinor]

Misty: Hey Ash! i was able to catch up in and OH MY GOD!!!
*Tails Disguised as Ash kisses Cream, Disguised as Dawn*
*Misty gets heart attack and goes off to attempt scuicide*
Tails: Yeah! I was expecting less but DOWN WITH RED HEADS!
Knuckles: You want a piece of me...
Tails *nervous* nahah, Knuckle you're fine hehehe...Oh teeth
Totodile: Hey that's my line!.. Hay Dawn, Nice Piplup you got there... *falls in love*
Ash:No.. Please no...
Hamtaro: I knew i should've ordered Coke *gets citric shock*
Laura: Those Lemonades are too *citric shock* strong on the lemon...

 

[Shadow]

Link: "Okay, guys. I know someone who can help us out with this, especially since it is Halloween."
Brock: "What?"
Link: "Yeah, he can grant wishes, or other stuff, if you summon him..."
Mario: "Wah-hoo! Wait, stuff?"
Link: "The thing is... Well... Mr. Teeth! Mr. Teeth! Mr. Teeth!"
A large, twisting bundle of what appears to be spider webbing appears, in about five different dimensions, yet all in the same.
Mr. Teeth: "I have come!"
Link: "Mr. Teeth! Something very weird is going on here and we nee-!"
~POP~ Mr. Teeth vanishes.
Joey: "What the Red Eyes happened to 'em?"
Link: "Someone else called him."

Ash: "Let me try! I'm a Pokemon master!"
Laura: "What's a Pokem-?"
Ash: "HUSH! No time for blasphemy! Mr. Teeth, Mr. Teeth, Mr. Teeth!"
Once again, the swirling vortex of silk webbings appears with a ferocious howling wind.
Mr. Teeth: "I have come!"
Ash: "Heya there, old teethy guy. We just..."
~POP~
Ash: "Well darn. Someone else got him..."

 

[Hakeen]

The portal re-opens... three anime characters appear.
Naruto: "What's this?"
Sasuke: "Another world... shouldn't Sakura be here?"
Naruto: "Yes, shouldn't Sakura be here?"
Sasuke: "That's what I just said..."
The third anime character stands up and has a grin on his face.
Luffy: "I'm Luffy, the king of the pirates."
Just as Luffy said that, the portal re-opens.
Sanji: "You wish..."
Naruto: "Believe it!"
Luffy: "Believe what?"
Sasuke: "He always says that... anyway, somebody tell me what I'm doing here or else I'll use my sharingan."
Naruto: "That'd help..."
Naruto turns around and sees Ash.
Ash: "Um hi, I guess you and Luffy are the stupider characters for your animes, right?"
Luffy: "Yup."
Naruto: "HEY. I'm not stupid. Sasuke is."
Ash: "Whatever..."

 

[Jelo]

The Portal opens and a character comes out....
???:Its a me, Mario!
Ash:WTH
Mario: Where am I?
Dawn: Well this portal-
Mario:Crap! Stupid kids hacking the game!
Naruto: Sorry... That might've been me, you see I bought an AR yesterday...

 

[Hakeen]

After a character re-appeared, many of the characters began to feel as if it would happen to them.
Naruto: "So will I get taken away?"
Sasuke: "That's what we're hoping for."
Ash: "I'm going to release a Kadabra that I found to get to the bottom of this."
Ash releases it...
"Kaa-daa-brra"
Ash: "... So?"
Translated - "Naruto... he carried a weapon, which, like a metal detector, somehow stuffed up the system."
Luffy: "HAH."
Brock: "Any way to solve this?"
Translated - "You have to go back in time... back before everything."

 

[Shiny Entei]

~In sompelace else~

Selphie: Zell, do you know how bored I am?
Zell: I know, I know. That's why I'm telling you the story of hotdogs!
Selphie: -Rolls eyes- Yeah, but that's boring!
Zell: No it's -
-He sees a portal in front of them-
Zell: Cool, pretty lights!
Selphie: No, Zell, don't -
-Zell falls in-
Zell: AAAAGGGHHHH!
Selphie: ... Damnit.

 

[Saken]

*Ash, Dawn and Brock, look into the distance where they hear a loud thump*
???: What the *:O*
Ash: Isn't this a kids show?
Brock: Not anymore...
Dawn: Who would be that evil, that malicious, to ruin this show..
???: Stupid Jessie and James, sent me through some Purple portal 'cause they said that kid with the Pikachu would be there...
Ash: That sounds like...
Choir: "GIOVANNI!!"
Dawn: Is he?
Giovanni: I was in the middle of a shower, and they had to put me though a stupid portal..
Brock: Im blind!
*Dawn blushes a little*
Giovanni: I want a drink..
*Sotomura appears from a portal with a soda*
Sotomura: OMG! *faints*
Giovanni: Thank you..
*Giovanni swipes the drink*

But infact, the drink wasnt really a drink, and the show was not actually Pokemon,
It was infact,
Sotomura and Amachi's fantasy! And the object Giovanni was holding you do not want to know. :<
:O:O

 

[Zaiku]

Zaiku: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Sephiroth: Excuse me?
Zaiku: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Zaiku: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Zaiku: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Sephiroth:*Slices Zaiku in 2 with his sword*
Zaiku: *Both Halfs regrow into 2 Zaikus*
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!

*Naruto comes out of nowehere*

Naruto: Believe it!
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Naruto: Believe it!
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Naruto: Believe it!
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Sephiroth: Somebody shoot me...

 

[Scytheteen]

Mario: Those two are more annoying then us luigi
Luigi: Yeah, Mario they so annoying with the MUDKIPZ
Mario: MARIO!
Luigi: LUIGI!
Princess Peach: (0_o)
Brock: Oh my god, SHUTUP!
3 characters come out of the portal, two of them floating.
???: Where are we cosmo and wanda?
Wanda: I don't know timmy!
Cosmo: Yeah, its like were in some stupid world
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Timmy: What?
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Timmy: Whats a mudkipz?
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Timmy: I WISH THEY WOULD STOP THAT
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Wanda: ...

 

[Jelo]

Brock: Timmy, a Pokemon is very cool creature and a Mudkipz is.... and idiot apparently, no offense Zaikus.
Zaikus: WE LIKE MUDKIPZ
Naruto: Believe it
Timmy: ... Awesome, Wanda turn me into a Mudkipz
Brock: No Timmy not around Zaikus...
*Wish comes true*
Timmy: Mudkip, kip, kip.
*Zaikus stares*
Zaikus: MUDKIPZ!
Timmy: Ahhhhhhhhh

 

[Scytheteen]

Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
A sponge pops out of the portal
Brock: whats thise
Pirate Guy: ARE YA READY KIDS?
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Kids: Ay ai captain
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Ash: Who are you all?
Sephiroth: I think i'm seriously going to go commit suicide now
Link: Have fun with that
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Wanda: (0_o)
Princess Peach: HEY THATS MY LINE!
Zaikus: WE STILL LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Jessie: Ha ha! We have returned
Ganondorf: Go flying pumpkins
Jessie James and Mewoth: Looks like team rockets blasting off again again!
Wobbufett: WOBUFFET!

 

[Zaiku]

Sephiroth: If he says it one more time, I swear I'm gonna...
Zaikus: WE LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!
Sephiroth: *Slices Zaikus in half*
Zaikus: *Splits into four Zaikus*
Luigi: He doesn't learn, eh Mario?
Sephiroth: *Falls on the floor, curls into a pitiful ball and starts crying*
Mario: Mama Mia...

Out of the portal comes another Zaiku

Real Zaiku: There you are my crazy side! *Pulls out light saber*
Crazy: I LIEK MUDKIPZ!!! *Grabs Sephiroth's 10 foot long sword*
Zaiku: Oh, crud!