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Goldenrod City Menu

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    This is grape harvest season, and kkorleski is incredibly busy torturing grapes to make them whine. So he asked me to ghost-write a Goldenrod City column for PC. Unfortunately, I'm not a terribly active staff at KyleTech other than the ongoing KT News project, so I really don't know much about what's going on there. Fortunately, they have a menu:

    The Goldenrod City Caf?
    Open 24 Hours a Day at an IP Address Near You!

    A member with PC
    Said: We like sites that are free
    But I've got an opinion quite badly,
    I can't find a good pokemon forum, oh so sadly,
    A fix: I'll cause Goldenrod City to be!


    • [size=+1]Appetizers[/size]
      • Not familiar with Goldenrod City? Try a light introduction.
      • Allergic to PC? Your favorite type of discussions, handed to you on a silver platter. (Be sure to tell the server what exactly you want, by navigating to the forums and using the "subscribe to forum" link.)
    • [size=+1]Soup[/size]
      • Goldenrod City Consomme: There are always members in a stew over at PC, but luckily, Goldenrod City is a calmer and friendlier place.
    • [size=+1]Salads[/size]
      • Looking for a light meal? Goldenrod City rules are easy to learn, even for newbies.
      • Mixed Green with Envy? Just join up and start having fun!
    • [size=+1]Entrees[/size]
      • If you're in the mood for something hearty, consider this: Goldenrod City is getting at least one new registration each and every day!
    • [size=+1]Pasta Dishes[/size]
      • Spaghetti Code: Debate is ongoing about whether we need to recode Goldenrod City from scratch, or to replace all the current bugs with a fresh set of bugs.
      • Link-uini Carbonara: post your link in our magnet train forum.
    • [size=+1]Special Japanese Menu[/size]
      • PC has banned me.

        I must remove the bookmark.

        Too bad: it was good.
      • Someone likes this place.

        Gave five stars for the service.

        And four for the staff.
      • Go through the odp

        Note title, address, description.

        That's a new listing!
    • [size=+1]Beverages[/size]
      • Your Absinthe is Noticed: Goldenrod City needs you!
      • Drink from the cup of knowledge: you don't need to know a lot about pokemon to join up, but you'll have a lot of fun learning.
    • [size=+1]Desserts[/size]
      • If you're still not satisfied with all this information, select from a dessert cart of tempting Goldenrod City admins and moderators, seasonally priced (check freshness dates.)
    • [size=+1]Whine List[/size]
      • Goldenrod City needs more members. Always. This means you.
      • Even if all you do is add a few details about the games you know, or comment on a listing in the magnet train forum or two, you'll be helping. Please?
    Takeout orders available at the Goldenrod City RSS Feed
    [size=-1] Taxes and gratuities extra. Void where prohibited. Always read the fine print. Eat your vegetables.[/size]​
     
    Ok. My best understanding of this post is that it's advertising a forum. Therefore, I must close this.
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