Guides to abosuotulely USELESS stuff!

Dragon-Chan

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    Like the title says. E.g:
    How to get your finger stuck in the oustide of a balloon!
    1. Blow up the balloon.
    2. Poke the balloon, not hard enough to pop, and keep your finger there.
    3. Deflate the balloon.
    4. Ta da.

    Rules **UPDATED**:
    1. Please don't make one-step guides..
    2. If the title says exactly how to do it, don't post it. >>
    3. All forum rules apply.
    4. Exception to Rule 2 is e.g.

    How to type:
    Position your fingers above a keyboard blahblahblah

    This should be fun. =3
     
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    How to make a sandwich

    1- ask someone to do it

    There we go!
     
    How to avoid airline fuel surcharges: get a dragon that flies.

    (God, I sound stupid :P)
     
    How to punch someone in the face

    ...punch someone in the face

    man I'm brilliant
     
    How to kill a mockingbird:
    Read the book!

    And you peoples thought you sounded stupid! XD
     
    How To Annoy Someone

    Exist

    or

    Poke Repeatedly
     
    How to Puke

    1) Stand with your head over the toilet bowl
    2) Open your mouth
    3) Watch your previous snacks and meals come leaking out.
     
    How to breath!
    Inhale air!
    Exhale air!
    TODA!

    How to act like Jeremy!
    Say the word sweetie in ALL your posts!
    Add the sub fix -ie to certain words
    TODA!

    How to act like a jerk!
    Ask yo momma! XD

    Weee! This is fun sweeties! XD
     
    How to get a date

    1. Knock em unconsious

    Good work! (Warning: May not actually work.)
     
    How to type:

    1. Obtain a keyboard.
    2. Position keyboard on a level surface.
    3. Place oneself within a close vicinity to the keyboard (close enough to easily touch the keyboard with one's hands).
    4. Carefully position hands over keyboard with the palms facing downward.
    5. Note the form of one's hands. They should be slightly curved away from the keyboard with the fingers hovering slightly above the keys or resting lightly on them.
    6. Select a key you wish to press.
    7. Set a finger carefully upon the selected key.
    8. Move the finger on the selected key downward with moderate force until a muffled "clicking" sound is hear and a slight, dull "snap" is felt.
    9. To continue typing, repeat steps 6-8 as desired.

    Note: The keyboard was designed to function with a monitor, computer, and electricity.
     
    How to break the 25 character limit:
     
    How to get a Dragon mad at you:
    1. Steal a piece of its hoard.
    2. Poke it.
    3. Avoid its feet which are trying to stomp you to death.
    4. Pull on its tongue.
    5. Run for your life.
     
    How to eat
    1) Find some food.
    2) Slowly bring it into your mouth.
    3) Bite it, but if it's on a fork, spoon, etc., be careful.
    4) Chew until you could swallow it.
    5) Swallow.
    6) Repeat until you've eaten all the food.
    7) Discover the different ways to eat different foods.
     
    How to annoy a KFC worker:
    1. Tell them how horrible and not-kentucky-fried it is.
    2. Poke repeatedly.
    3. Repeat steps 1-2 as desired.
    4. Erm...drive..for your life. o.O
     
    How to Waste Time

    1. Read this entire thread.
    2. Do everything mentioned in this thread.
     
    How to annoy someone at a baseball game
    1- purposely cheer against his favorite team
    2- kick his seat
    3- throw stuff at him
    4- run as fast as you can from said location, and repeat on someone else.
     
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