Halloween Chain Story

OOC: O...kay.. Kirby's post was spam so I'll ignore it. =P

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Shadow: WHAT THE? HEY DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME!
Everyone grabs onto Shadow, and they all get pulled through the black hole. They drop the the ground.
Brock: Arrgh.. where are we?
May: Max are you there?
Ash: Pikachu stop poking me!
Pikachu: Pika?
Ash: Uh.. that's not you? Which one of you is it?
Everyone: Not me...
Ash goes all " O.O " and screams very loudly.
 
Ash looks around everywhere.
Ash: Nothing but plain in every direction.
May: OH NO! Err...Max? Can you find us a way out of here?
Max: *Looks up the Pokenav*Well nothing appears on the screen..
Brock: Errr... guys we need to worry about other things...*Scared*
May,Max and Ash stop looking at the Pokenav and look in front of them.
A Army of Armos knights were in a huge formation.
Ash: What are those things?
Max: I don't want to stay to find out....
May: RUN!!!
Everyone starts running into a maze.
Ash and May split up with Max and Brock.
Max: Brock now what do we do?
Brock: Don't ask me...

Somewhere in the maze...
Link: There's nothing better than relaxing under shade of a tree.
Ash: Hey you there! Start running! There's a horde of spiky helmet heads behind us!
May: AHHH!!!!
Ash and May run for their lifes. Link has no clue what they are talking about..
 
OOC: Time to split up the dream couple.

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Link stares at the two kids and shouts back.
Link: CAREFUL! THERE'S A SPLIT PATH RIGHT THERE, ZELDA GOT LOST OVER THERE!!
But Ash and May keep running together and suddenly...
Ash: Oh man.. where's May?
May: Oh man.. where's Ash? WHATEVER! HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF! *runs*
Ash runs forward and hits a wall. He turns back and hits another wall. And then he tries to go sideways and hits more walls.
Ash: Oh no..... I'm boxed.
 
OOC: Something tells me this is gonna get out of control but oh well XD

*ReDeads get closer to Link* *slash, slash, slash*
Link: Kyaaa! Great, the ReDeads are back again. I HATE halloween.
In the invisible box:
Ash: Pikachu, thundershock!
Pikachu: Chuuuuu!!!
Ash: Wawaaa! No-not meeee!
Pikachu: Pika....
Ash: It's OK, you didn't mean it Pikachu, well the walls are still here, looks like thundershock didn't work...
*Link runs over*
Link: Invisible box? OK, let me have a crack at it!
 
Suddenly a large drop of rain fall. It drops onto May's face and turns it black. And soon, May has been transformed into Devil May.
Devil May: Wow. Now they have Devil May Cry 3 named after me. HAHAHA! FEAR ME NOW!!
Sepitroth looks at May and backs away and runs for it.
 
The Devil May warped Ash, Brock, Max and the other guys together.
MayDS (May Dark Soul): Hello children... what games shall we play today?
Brock: OMIGOSH! What's happened to you May?
Max: SIS!
Ash: Serves her right for splitting up....
MayDS: WHAT? *shoots Shadow Ball at Ash*
Ash: HEY! A POKEMON MOVE! THAT MEANS I CAN CATCH YOU!! *Ash takes out a Pokeball and throws it at MayDS*
 
*Wallace and Gromit emerge from the black cloud*
Wallace: I think I'm peckish for a bit of cheese Gromit.
Gromit: ........
*The ReDead jumps off princess Peach and onto Wallace*
Gromit: O_o
Wallace: Get this horny Zombie off me Gromit!
Ash: OK, I've lost the plot now......
 
May: Yeah me too
Brock: Same here
Max: ....
A redead jumps on Max
Max: Help me!!!....
Pikachu skidded back to theothers and sweatdrops at Max.
Ash: Pikachu shouldn't you help him?
Pikachu: Meh..
Ash: Wait, you can't say 'meh'!
Pikachu: I know..
Brock: and you can't say that either!!
Meanwhile Max is getting the life sucked outta him
Mario: I didn't think Pikachu could talk..
Ash: Your not even from the show!!
Max is now a redead himself
Max: Ok, this is getting weird..
 
Oh my.. I'm completely off topic...

Suddenly a Claydol appear and start shooting at everyone.
Ash: Don't tell me that its evil too....
Brock: Lets run while we still have it.
Mario: I'll summon Yoshis to ride and.... HOP-TY-DOO!!
*everyone rides Yoshis while chased by Claydol*
 
*Pikachu's heart suddenly starts beating loudly*
Pikachu: Pika!!!
*Large red, glowing stripes emerge on Pikachu's body and his eyes glow bright red*
Ash: OH NO! I've seen him like this before, when he bonded with a blue orb.
May: Watch out!
Pikachu: PIKA-CHUUUU!!!
*An abnormally large lightning bolt speeds at Claydol and slices strait through it*
May: Wow, that was powerful!
*The remains of Claydol spark and flicker with electricity and then exploud*
Pikachu: Pika...
*Pikachu turns to face May, with an evil look in his bright red eyes*
 
*the Archangel comes out of the black cloud*
Murrue: Where the hell are we?! This isn't ORB or the PLANTs!
Miriallia: Beats me, Captain. Should we launch?
Murrue: Sure, whatever.
*Ash and Co. look up to see the Strike Freedom and Infinite Justice being launched from the Archangel*
Kira: Okay, I'm reading life signs down there. Some of them are human, but the vast majority of them aren't. Should we engage them, Athrun?
Athrun: Sure, whatever. They're most likely hostile, anyway.
*Kira and Athrun begin stomping on everybody with their Gundams*
 
Athrun: They're getting away, Kira! Stop them!
Kira: Yeah, yeah, I'm on it, Athrun.
*Kira prepares to blast Ash and the others with a beam rifle, but Shinn and Lunamaria (in the Destiny and Impulse, respectively) interfere*
Shinn: Kira, you idiot! What are you doing to those civvies?!
Kira: Shinn, you meddling bunghole, stay out of this! They're Blue Cosmos! They want us all dead! We're just defending ourselves!
Shinn: Yeah, and Stellar Loussier is still alive.
*Stellar and the Destroy pop out of the black cloud*
Stellar: Maybe I'm not as dead as you think I am, Mister Asuka.
Shinn: Stellar! You're alive!
Stellar: Darn straight I'm alive, you bastard! You left me to die back there in Berlin! I had to get out of that lake by myself!
Lunamaria: I thought you told me she was dead, Shinn.
Stellar: Oh, and you're CHEATING on me with this whore too, Shinn?!
Lunamaria: I'm not a whore! You're a whore!
Stellar: Oh, yeah, you whore?! Bring it!
*Luna and Stellar exit their mobile suits and start having a catfight*
Kira: The hell with this. I'm pursuing the hostiles.
Athrun: Me too.
*The Strike Freedom and Infinite Justice exit the battlefield, with the Archangel trailing after them*
Shinn: Screw the hostiles! I've got myself a catfight.
*Shinn exits the Destiny and watches Luna and Stellar's catfight*
 
And soon enough, a loud rumbling is heard, splitting up all catfights and arguing.
All: What the . . .
And soon enough, an army of evil Igglybuffs stampede onto each and every one of them. The Igglybuffs melt, leaving them all to wade around in a disgusting, pink, gooey muck.
 
Murrue: OMFG, what the hell is that pink goo covering the surface?!
Miriallia: Beats me, Captain. Sensor readings tell me that it's organic in nature.
Murrue: It's probably a bioweapon. Prepare to fire the Lohengrin.
Miriallia: Won't that severely damage the environment in this area?
Murrue: Screw the environment, Milly. Screw the Pokémon, and screw their trainers.
Kira: I'm glad we're flying over that sludge.
Athrun: What about Shinn, Lunamaria, and Stellar?
Kira: Who cares about Shinn?! Lunamaria and Stellar I care about, however. I'm going back for them.
Athrun: No, don't do it, Kira! It's a trap!
*the Strike Freedom turns back to retrieve Luna and Stellar*
Kira: I'm coming for you, Hawke! I'm coming for you too, Loussier!
 
*All of the sudden Harry Potter pops out of the cloud*
Harry:Wow, I don't think I'm at Hogwarts anymore!
Kira:WOW! DID YOU JUST RELIZE THAT?
*Harry puts on his invisable cloak and starts using unforgiveable curses on the zombies as a big brown smelly Hersheys bar come out of the cloud*
 
Kira: Luna, Stellar, I'm here to rescue you!
Stellar: Hey, thanks for the evac, Kira! Our Gundams ran out of power, and we're stranded down here.
Lunamaria: You don't know how much this means to us, Kira. Thank you.
Kira: Well, get in, ladies! We don't have much time!
Stellar: Right!
*Luna and Stellar get inside the Strike Freedom*
Lunamaria: Don't you think it's a bit cramped in here?
Kira: Quit complaining, Luna. I did save you back there, right?
*the Strike Freedom takes off and tries to catch up with the Infinite Justice and the Archangel*
 
OK. somebody read through that story and if you tell me it makes sense, my names garbatula. What the hell happened? I was really getting into this.....
 
Paige: HOw do we kill it then?
Piper: With a spell
Peoebe:WHICH SPELL? Power of Three?
Link: You don't kill them like that! Just watch!

Link thens rans up to the undead and slashes it with his Master Sword a few times and the undead then falls to the ground

Link: Like that!
Ash: Well how do we kill the others then.

They looked around and saw they were swarmed by what looked like 10 others undeads.

Piper: I don't think you be able to take out that many at a time.
 
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