Halloween Chain Story

Ash: Oh no, pikachu has gone all red-eyed again!
Pikachu: Pika.....
Ash: Duck!
Pikachu: CHUUUUUUUU!!!
Link: Woa, he zapped all the undeads into piles of ashes!
Ash: Pikachu?!?! Are you OK?
Pikachu: Pik-
*pikachu faints into ashes arms*
Ash: Oh no....
 
*Shinn gets inside the Destiny*
Shinn: Kira could save Lunamaria and Stellar, but not me?! That idiot!
*Shinn takes off after Kira and the others*
*meanwhile, the Archangel, the Strike Freedom, and the Infinite Justice have caught up with Ash and Co.*
Murrue: Let's touch down here.
Miriallia: Yes, ma'am.
Athrun: Okay, the Archangel's landing. Should we land too?
Kira: You go land, Athrun. I'm staying up here to keep an eye on the situation. Besides, I need a little alone time with these two ladies.
 
Athrun: Crap. I'm sinking. Oh well. I shouldn't have landed anyway...
Murrue: We're sinking, Milly! Get us out of here!
Miriallia: I'm trying, ma'am!
*the Archangel and the Infinite Justice manage to escape the soft ground...just as Shinn shows up in the Destiny*
Shinn: KIRA YAMATO!!!
Kira: SHINN ASUKA!!!
*the Strike Freedom and Destiny begin doing battle with each other*
Stellar: Shinn knows that Luna and I are in here, right?
Kira: Yes, but I don't think that he paid attention to that fact when he started doing battle with me.
*Strike Freedom impales Destiny with a beam saber*
Kira: Ha! Owned!
*Shinn bails out of the Destiny just before it explodes*
 
The Dark cloud sends two people out of it.
Lash: HAWKE,LETS USE THE MISSLE!
Hawke: Ok.. Fine.
Lash uses the giant missle to go up in the air,points at Shadow and it aims at him.
Lash: FIRE! Tee Hee.
The missle aims for Shadow.
 
Athrun: Holy-- Is that a giant flying snake headed our way?!
Kira: I believe it is, my esteemed Mr. Zala. Attack!
Athrun: Right!
*the Strike Freedom, the Infinite Justice, and the Archangel attack the flying mecha-Seviper*
Murrue: Give it all you've got, people! Take it out before it takes us out!
*the Minerva, the Buster, the Duel, and two Destroys pop out of the black cloud*
Talia: Hey, people! Dearka, Yzak, Sting, Auel, and I decided that you might be needing some backup.
Murrue: Hey, thanks, Talia!
Dearka: Is that what we're here to take out? A giant flying robotic snake? Meh.
*the Minerva, the Buster, the Duel, and the two Destroys join the attack*
 
Murrue: OMFG, what the hell are Kira and the others doing?!
Miriallia: Their systems have been hacked! Ours too! We're going down, Captain!
Murrue: Brace for impact!
*all the ships and Gundams crash and burn in an extravagantly cool manner, but nobody gets hurt*
*Kira, Athrun, Shinn, and the others dig themselves out of the soft soil*
Kira: Okay, that was weird. Anybody hurt?
Athrun: I'm fine.
Stellar: Luna and I are okay, thanks for asking, Kira.
Dearka: Yo.
Yzak: Present.
Auel: Sting and I are here.
Miriallia: I don't have any scratches on me, so yeah. I'm okay too.
Murrue and Talia: We're okay, though we can't say the same about our ships.
 
Hawke: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING LASH?
Lash: Buliding something...finished.
Hawke: Whats that?!?!?
Lash: Introducing the Megatank Missle deflector.
*Lash activates it and the missle reflects back at Shadow*
Lash: TAKE THAT! Tee Hee..
Hawke: I'll help. BLACK STORM!
*Black storm also aims at Shadow*
 
[OOC: Tetsuya-san, it's Infinite Justice, not Infinite Destiny. =P]

*Edward, Alphonse, Scar, Winry, Izumi, about half of the State Military, and the Homunculi fall out of the black cloud onto Kira's group*
Edward: Ow.
Alphonse: *fumbles around for his head* Where's my head?!
Scar: My arm! My arm! My beautiful arm!
Izumi: *coughs up blood* Quit whining, Scar.
*Winry whacks Scar upside the head with a wrench*
Winry: Miss Izumi's right! Quiet!
Scar: Ow.
Roy: Now, now, Miss Rockbell. Don't go cracking the Ishbalan dude's skull there.
Riza: *takes out a Desert Eagle .50 Action Express* Got anything for me to shoot, Colonel?
Zolf: Got anything for me to blow up?
Frank: *grabs his automail arm* I wish I had my regular body parts back.
*Maes pins a picture of his daughter to Murrue's butt*
Murrue: OW!!! JERK!!!
*Murrue slaps Maes*
Maes: Sorry about that, ma'am. *salutes* Lieutenant Colonel Maes Hughes. And you are?
Murrue: Captain Murrue Ramius.
 
Jesse- Ow... With all this commotion, they forgot about us!
James-That's unforgivable, Jesse! Let's warn them of their...
Jesse- No, I have a better idea... Why won't we steal Pikachu while they're distracted?
James- ooooh... Fine idea, Jesse! Let's do it then!
*Jesse hits James with a Pumpkin*
Jesse- Talk more silently!
Then, they both look into the pumpkin to realize it's the horrid Jack O' Lanturn , so, they start running like crazy to evade it.
Jesse & James- Help us, you all!!
 
Edward: Who are those people running towards us?
Roy: If I'm not mistaken, they're a pair of petty criminals named Jessie and James. Hawkeye, Kimblee, you know what to do.
Riza: Yes, sir.
Zolf: HELL YEAH!!!
*Riza snipes Jessie and James with her Deagle; Zolf sees t3h ebil Jack O'Lantern coming*
Zolf: Colonel, requesting permission to blow up that Jack O'Lantern.
Roy: Whatever, Zolf. Do what you will.
*Zolf grabs the Jack O'Lantern and tries to transmute it*
Zolf: Hmm, not enough sulfur.
*Zolf grabs the wounded James*
Zolf: You'll do.
*Zolf transmutes the Jack O'Lantern and James together, generating a massive explosion and finishing off Jessie*
 
Ash: YOu saw that?
Pointing in the direction of the explorsion.

Piper: How are we going to get out this. No Book of Shadow and now idea who these people are.
Paige: At least they not after us for a change.
Looks at the Tyranitar frightfuly.
Phoebe: THen how come I feel like I part of a cartoon?

Link then slashes a pumkin in half to save Paige
Paige:Thanks
Link: No problem.
Paige blushes

Max then points to a hole in the ground. It was dark and mushly.
Max: DO you thik that tehe way out of this place.
Paige: I sure hope it is. Becasue this place is crazy.

They all started to run to it until the Devil May reappered again from out of the ground.

Devil May: You not going anywhere.
With a raise of a finger she shot a lighning at the mechs to freeze them. Then the pumkins all fuse to form one giant tentlcle pumpkin.
 
Hawke: Lash,Is the Neotanks ready as I ordered?
Lash: I DON'T CARE! I WANNA PLAY WITH ROGERS!
Hawke: But...
Infrantry: I'll do for you.
Hawke: Fine.
The Infrantry bulids it as fast as he can.
Hawke: Wow.. How'd you do that?
Infrantry: Lash taught me and I borrow her Lashanner 2.0(Spanner... XD).
Hawke: Do we have enough Gold?
Infrantry: About 22000...
Hawke: USE IT ON A NEOTANK!
 
[OOC: Who cares if Halloween is over? XD]

*the FMA people dodge the missile*
Alex: We're under attack!
Frank: Come on, people! Lock and load!
*in a few seconds, the FMA and GS/GSD people are all clad in tactical armour and wielding Steyr AUGs*
Kira: Hell yes.
Murrue: Okay, peeps, pick out a target and take it down.
*the FMA people and the GS/GSD people begin firing on each other*
Roy and Murrue: No, you idiots! Not them! Them!
*Roy and Murrue point at Ash and Co.*
Riza: Oh, okay, Roy.
Stellar: Gotcha, Murrue.
*the FMA people and the GS/GSD people start firing on Ash and Co.*
 
Murrue: Guys, why did we just jump into that pit?
Roy: Uh-oh.
Kira: Everybody out! Now!
*Lunamaria, Talia, and Riza help Kira, Murrue, and Roy out of the pit*
Murrue: Hey, thanks!
Talia: You owe me one now, Murrue.
Lunamaria: People? I'd like to point your attention to something else...
*Lunamaria points at the Gundams, which are now out of the soft ground and acting on their own accord*
Murrue: OMFG!!!
Athrun: That's just wrong.
Stellar: Yeah, I agree.
*the Strike Freedom is humping the Infinite Justice, the two Destroys are doing the tango, the Buster is break-dancing, and the Duel is doing the macarena*
Dearka: Are the Gundams doing what I think they're doing?
Yzak: Yes, Dearka. Yes.
Dearka: *vomits* Oh, hell no.
 
Max: So what we do now?
Paige: We can't beat death.

Then Piper looked at the hole
Piper:But we can beat it in a race.

The others saw the hole and started to run for it.

Ash: What are we doing?
 
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