Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[The Last One]

no he crawled out of Britney Spear's.... umm.. ~CENSORED!!~ After Micheal Jackson knocked her up ;)

why is the moon made of cheese?

 

[Bluerang1]

No, sushi.

Why aren't you smiling?:(

 

[The Last One]

Cause im a mix of emo and gothic t(-_-t) ahahaha

why do people judge emo's and goths so much?

 

[deoxys121]

They don't, it's the goths and emos that judge people that aren't that way.

How does Tosh.0 get to show so much horrible stuff on TV and get away with it?

 

[The Last One]

cuz he is on comedy central, he'd be even worse if he got put into a cartoon form

why u hating on Tosh.O ??!?!??

 

[smithtism]

Because RayWilliamJohnson is better.

Do couches have feelings?

 

[kittykitten]

Yes, they have two emotions: Depressed, and relaxed.

Why are snowflakes unique?

 

[smithtism]

Why not?

Who won the first Super Bowl?

 

[The Last One]

I DID!!!!

who can read this computer code? 101010101010100001010100101010101110

 

[Massacre.]

God said I can now.

What's a mBHA dlkjwrbfoldbnfikkkkkkbfvw.ehbdkgpwoe; nd3987er6r5tyfhb vb7ysetdgcvhb ?

 

[The Last One]

a fig newton..

is jerry springer justin beiber's dad?

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Yes.

Why is the air so colorful?

 

[smithtism]

It's because you took the wrong medicine this morning.

Does the light in the refrigerator go off after you close the door?

 

[Stash]

No, it dances.

Can a worm kill a bear by just looking at it?

 

[smithtism]

No, but it'll get the bear to play the sax.

How many books are there in the world?

 

[miju-kun]

Eleventy-four gazillion

Why am I here?

 

[deoxys121]

Because Smithtism and I used an invisible tractor beam to pull you here.

Why can't I find a job?

 

[smithtism]

Because you're legally blind.

Why are violets blue?

 

[deoxys121]

Because someone spilled a cup of blueberry juice on the first violet, which was passed on to all other violets.

Why do dogs bark?

 

[Ducklighter]

Because cats took the meow-ing noise.

Why is there colour in the world?