Have a stupid question? Get a stupid answer!

[Dawn]

Because THEY SAID SO!!!

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What is the square root of a piece of pie?

 

[KanadeTenshi]

3.14159265

Two plus two is...

 

[last fighter 36]

it is 22

does that girl like me please tell me

 

[KanadeTenshi]

She likes me.

In Layman's Terms, speedy thing goes in, ________?

 

[mishy.]

No. Or else I would have eaten it.

What are asteroids?

 

[KanadeTenshi]

Steroids with A in the start of the word.

Ehh, what's up, Doc?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You have terminal cancer.

Five apples + Seven nickels go at what speed?

 

[last fighter 36]

nikapel

do i have a girlfriend

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Try again later.

I wonder if anyone will miss my signature banner :|

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Waluigi does.

How did I get mixed up in this Ponzi scheme?

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

I told you not to cook the spaghetti for too long.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?

 

[wobbadude1]

No- Go Compare!!

What's the meaning of life?

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

DINNER.

How can I circumnavigate the quantifying proportional exponents in order to extrapolate the trajectorial quadratics?

 

[polkop]

Draw a line.

Why does flying fish have no wings?

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Because it technically DOESN'T FLY.

Where's that pasta sauce?

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Near the food court, between Radio Shack and Bed Bath and Beyond.

Why do I like anime aimed at preteen girls?

 

[last fighter 36]

yep

how do you do how you do how

 

[dragoniteuser]

*tch*, cause it's easy!

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a strawberry bush?

 

[.Hoenn]

yes, it was in strawberry shortcake's world!

have you ever eaten a wii remote?

 

[Jordan]

Is the said Wiimote dipped in maple syrup? If so, then maybe.

Can I have a chocolate chip cookie?