Help Save My Rattata!

[XxZer0xX]

*Brings it over, but it's in extreme pain and really pissed we didn't save it so it scratches your eyes out*

NURSE! GET ME A SPA TREATMENT NOW!!!

 

[matt561]

Will do (gets a big fat lady to dislocate your arm)
Oh shi.... the Rattata

Nurse get me some rickroll's quick we will keep our morale up with some humour

 

[*~Frost Umbreon~*]

HERE

NURSE

I NEED A CORK TO SHUT RICK ASTLEY'S MOUTH

 

[XxZer0xX]

The corks not big enough! DAMMIT!

I NEED A BIG COOKIE! GET ME A BIG COOKIE!

 

[liam7653]

heres your cookie(a bug pops out and the doctor freaks out)

nurse get me a flippin exterminater preferebly the one from over the hedge

nurse stairs uhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................

doctor:NOW I NEED HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Harry Blue5]

NURSE! I need to know where the nearest bathroom is! Wait- Nevermind *trousers are soaking wet now...*

 

[ShinjisLover]

*brings towel* Keep yourself clean. >=(

Nurse, I need a tazer to shock its heart into beating again!

 

[Harry Blue5]

*Brings tazer but falls over and the tazer flies out of the window and crushes a Pidgey*

Umm... Nurse! I need a lawyer! Erm... A WIZARD DID IT!!

 

[XxZer0xX]

Here's the best lawyer I could find! *Worst lawyer in the country*

NURSE!!!!! GET ME SOME SODA! GET ME SOME FREAKIN' SODA ALREADY GODDANGIT!

 

[Harry Blue5]

*get you some soda, but it turns out to be acid in disguise*

NURSE! I need a QUALIFIED Doctor!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Here he is! *Brings same doctor*

NURSE! I need a COOKIE and a SANTA HAT!

 

[Shardwire]

Here! -Brings in cookie and santa hat-

Nurse! I need poison ivy so he can touch it!!

 

[Harry Blue5]

*Gives poisoned poison ivy. which causes anyone to touch it die*

NURSE! I'm going to jail for not being qualified!

 

[Harry Blue5]

NURSE! There's some random spammer called thebest in the hospital!

 

[Kerotan]

*Pushes thebest out of the thread's window*

Nurse! We need a janitor for the dead body! STAT!

 

[Micro]

All the janitors are dead doctor so here's one of their dead bodies instead.

 

[Kerotan]

...We need a munchlax to help... uhhh... 'dispose of' these dead bodies, nurse!

 

[Seadiga]

Munchlax Disposed Of ALL Bodies

Nurse!I nee Vileplume for getting rid of the er dead body smell

 

[Harry Blue5]

Here you go.

NURSE! The Munchlax hate my arm, I need a tissue for the blood.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

We're out of tissue so here's a Golbat instead!

Nurse I'm running out of blood... I need a blood transfusion.