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Hey There Delilah Parody

IAmTheWalrus

Song Maker-fun-of-er....er
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    "Hey There Delilah"

    Hey there Delilah
    What's it like being unhappy?
    I'm a thousand miles away
    But, man tonight you look so crappy
    Yes you do
    No one can be as ugly as you
    I swear it's true

    Hey there Delilah
    I am worrying about the distance
    I am running away as we speak
    Why are you in existence
    I'll open my eyes
    My god you have enormous thighs
    I'm going blind

    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    What you do to me

    Hey there Delilah
    I know times are getting hard
    But just remember girl
    You'll always be a tub of lard
    Your life is bad
    You're always so raving mad
    'Cause you're so fat

    Hey there Delilah
    You're in such disarray
    If every pound was a dollar
    We'd be able to pay
    For surgery
    Saying you're not fat would be perjury
    You're blubbery

    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me

    A thousand miles seems pretty far
    But they've got planes and trains and cars
    I'd run if I had no other way
    Our friends would all make fun of you
    and I'll just laugh because it's true I know
    That none of them have ever been so fat
    Delilah I can promise you
    That by the time we get through
    The world will never ever be the same
    And you're to blame

    Hey there Delilah
    You be good and don't you miss me
    Two more years and you'll still be fat
    And I'll be making history like I do
    You'll know it's all because of you
    I can do whatever I want to
    Hey there Delilah here's to you
    This ones for you

    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    Oh it's what you do to me
    What you do to me.

    Please comment :-D!
     

    Midnight Beat

    elit resu motsuc
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    • Age 32
    • Seen Dec 17, 2023
    I honestly liked that song at first but I really can't stand it now but your version I don't think I will be forgeting.
     

    fy@x5

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    • Seen Sep 18, 2020
    I thought that was freakin' hilarious. You get props. Lots and lots of props.
     

    Sumomo & Kotoko

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    • Seen Feb 14, 2012
    Omg, haha!!

    I like that song, and that parody was sooo funny!!
    Good job man, can't wait to see more. =)
     
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