Well... you just found it! >:| I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to infract you. Don't ask why, we moderators aren't here to give you explanations...
W-was I intimidating? 'Cause, you know, people say I'm a softie. :x But, no, you shouldn't worry about getting in trouble around here at all. I've never once been infracted in my stay and I find the rules relatively simple to follow. Just make sure you're aware every individual board does have its own rules, and you can find those conveniently located at the top of each index. :D Also, moderators and other staff can help you with any questions you may have. No way you can get in trouble if you ask first. ;D
Don't worry, we'll change your online habits. This place can become just a bit addicting once you get a feel for it. o3o
Welcome~