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How to Tell if your Child is a Goth

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. (Eh, Van Helsing manga is awesome X3; )

-Is suicidal and/or depressed. (I can get pretty depressed sometimes~)

-Complains of boredom. (I'm soooo bored right now....@_@; )

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (Sometimes I like to stay up past 9. ZOMG! =O;;; )

-Is excessively awake during the night. (I can have a lot of times where I wake up during the night. But it's not purposeful XD )

-Spends large amounts of time alone. (Yes...and it's at PC. PC just got a big GOTH label.)

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil spirits through meditation.) (d00d...it's so we can be at PC!)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (You know...having parents look over your shoulder when you're hanging out with friends <<; It's creepy...)

-Misbehaves at home. (I'm not very well behaved XD)

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (I like ... strawberries on my frosted flakes. Blood D: )

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) ( tch...I love to watch all those alien shows~ eevviill!)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (RP games are my life. D&D man! <33)

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. (Heh...how'd you guess?!)

-Expresses an interest in sex. (SEX!)

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. (How'd philosphy get in there 0_0; )

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". ( Remember my Eliza avatar that said "Dead"? Yep.)

-Claims to be a goth. (I'M A GOTH! ...but not really. I'm just claiming to be one...)



...


There you go! =D 17 ~ w00t.

ph33r the goth
 
-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music.
[However I listen to some "real gothic" music. not like Slipnot and crap like that. Think Joy Division, The Cure, VNV Nation, Icon of Coil....]
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.




And I'm a strong Christian too.
This list is messed up.... whatever :P
 
hahah that is a load of **** (excuse me) 11 things applied to me. lol thats really funny though. but still i would call myself goth! 666
 
is it wrong to be a christan and like a goth?
 
like as in love. but i dont love her. Yes it is a her. Yes i am a girl. Dont start a flame war.
 
Wow, like 10 things on that list fit me. Depression, 'halloweeny' foods, etc.
'Show's a declining interest in wholesome activities such as the Bible, etc."
That's RELIGION and i'm not Christian! It doesn't apply to everyone....
'Complains of boredom.'
Is it WRONG to be bored?
'Spends excessive time on the computer.'
Well, SOME of us are simply computer nerds.
'Paganism, Wicca, etc. is a sign of Satanicness' or something like that-
IT'S JUST ANOTHER RELIGION! **** YOU PEOPLE WHO WROTE THIS GUIDE!

Honestly, whoever wrote this needs to have their head examined. NOW.
 
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This makes me ashamed a bit of calling myself a Christian. I've heard of the Church selling innocence back in the old days, but this tops that by a long shot....
 
-Frequently wears black clothing.
not frequently, but often time
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. depends, I always wanted a tongue pierce, maybe even a lip pierce

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. if you count heavy metal and hardcore, then yeah

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom. wow, that's a stupid one

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. I sometimes tend to sleep too much

-Is excessively awake during the night. I usually stay up late

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil spirits through meditation.) the ...., I request time alone because I have headaches or I don't want to be annoyed

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. that is some bull, I don't believe so, but is good

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) oh, I joke alot about drinking blood, even when I drink something red.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. I love games that involve violence, they are great and fun, but has nothing to do with this

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. like everyday and now

-Violently shakes head to music. excuse me, but I prefer it be called head banging and I do it when I listen to heavy metal or hardcore

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

and well, there is me, but most of this stuff is a load of bull
 
C_W~ don't be ashamed ^^ Christians aren't exempt from mistakes~

Squirrel~ If you're homosexual, and a Christian...her being goth wouldn't be the biggest worry in your spiritual life.
 
The bolded ones describe me.

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child is a goth.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing. So?

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. It's being a fan of bands!

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish. Um..people have personal tastes in makeup, you know...

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.Ugh. Just 'casue I wear silver dragon necklaces...

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. I wanna get my ears pierced. SO!?!

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. People have music tastes.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically. Um....

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.I'm not Christian.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.What?!? Fantasy is cool! (i'll bet a million bucks that dragons fall under this category. T_T)

-Takes drugs. BAD

-Drinks alcohol. DANGEROUS

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.Depression is normal..

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)Oh yay, I bite my fingernails, i'm a worshiper of Satan.

-Complains of boredom.Boredom is normal.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.What about when I CAN'T sleep!?!

-Is excessively awake during the night.I have insomnia. SO!?!

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)If it's shining right in my eyes and half-blinding me...

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. We all need private time SOMETIMES...

-Spends large amounts of time alone. I like the computer. So?

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)Um..what if my little brother and sister are bugging the **** out of me?

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. We shouldn't have our lives ruled by other poeple..

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.Um..should other poeple control our lives?

-Misbehaves at school.Depression

-Misbehaves at home.Normal.

-Eats excessively or too little.What does THAT have to do with anything!?! I'm hungry, so what?

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. Now THAT's an extreme..

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)Now THAT's mentally ill.

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)Doesn't almost every good, normal kid watch television (even though I don't)?

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.WTF?!? Those are FUN!!

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.I'm just a computer nerd!

-Violently shakes head to music. People can do what they want.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. As long as nobody's watching..

-Expresses an interest in sex. IT'S ANIMAL INSTINCT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. People have their own sexual preferences.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.Dangerous? PHILOSOPHY AND SCIENCE!?! IT'S THE WAY THINGS ARE!! Paganism? Just another religion.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".Who cares?

-Claims to be a goth. So?

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

18 fit me. I'm NOT a goth.
 
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Crystal Walrein said:
This makes me ashamed a bit of calling myself a Christian. I've heard of the Church selling innocence back in the old days, but this tops that by a long shot....
Click to expand...
Not all Christians are like that; don't be ashamed. Be proud, but not of the radicals.
 
It's like most of them applies to meh.. But I'm not a goth.. Please.. this is really wrong...
 
I thought I would point out the ones that apply to me.

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child is a goth.

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music.

- Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.

- Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

- Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)

- Complains of boredom.

- Sleeps too excessively or too little.

- Is excessively awake during the night.

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

- Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this. (LOL!)

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
+Note- I don't practice a religeon, so that could be as "dangerous" according to them. But I do believe in evolution etc.

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.

17 (maybe 18)/37
 
lol. It kinda cracks me up. <3

I'm a alcoholic sex-crazed homo and I like tattoos, so does that make me evil? lol

Ah, just let them be, guys. There's no point in saying those people are 'stupid' and all. Its their own religion, and its not going to kill us. lol Let bygones be bygones :o
 
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