I could throw a cow over the moon!

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In this game, you're supposed to state something you hate, then post some kind of impossible thing you would rather do. I suck at explaining, so here's an example:

I hate homework so much, I could eat a whale!

Enjoy! XD

 

[Awesome.]

I hate cheese so much, I could eat the world

 

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I hate My lamp so much, I could turn it on! (Because this is impossible. XD)

 

[A Pixy]

I hate hunger so much I'd eat it!

 

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I hate World war 2 so much I could turn it into world peace 2! XD

 

[A Pixy]

That was a good one.

I hate pop ups so much I could push them down outside my computer and feed them to the fishes (good thing I don't get pop ups)!

 

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Oh yes, that is a good thing! XD
I hate computer viruses so much I could...Um....uh...Right! I could Create a program that annihilated them, grinned them to dust, then served them to the alligators! XD

 

[A Pixy]

WIN

I hate Sonic 06 (I like to call it Sonic the Failhog) I would bury in the darkest regions of the universe!

 

[Shadow-Lugia]

I hate the graphics of metroid 1 so much i could make it look visually appealing!

 

[Vyro]

I hate the moon so much, I could throw it over a cow!

 

[A Pixy]

LAWL

I hate TWEWY so much I could type about it!

 

[Misty4Life]

I hate Pearlshipping so much I could track down all the reminisce of Pearlshipping, explode it out of existance, and wipe everyone's memory of having ever known it. XD

This thread seems fun, great idea Code_Green!

 

[A Pixy]

I hate people who hate Spongebob for being too retarded I could give them logical answers.

 

[xXI JOE IXx]

I hate headaches so much, I could get a headache from my hatred

 

[Misty4Life]

I hate the fact I have to wait for SoulSilver for 6 months so much that I could cuss in Japanese.

(Pretty obvious I couldn't as 1. I don't cuss and 2. I don't know Japanese D; )

 

[xXI JOE IXx]

I hate the fact you get a small lugia figurine with your order I could eat all the Lugia figurines in one crunch

 

[Misty4Life]

I hate the fact that I haven't seen SilverStiletto at all lately so much that I could rip out all of my hair, one strand at a time.

 

[xXI JOE IXx]

I hate the fact your saying things that make you sound crazy so much, I could fall up the stairs

 

[A Pixy]

I hate the dentist so much I could drill his teeth and see how he likes it.

 

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I hate the sign that says "Warning: dangerous gasses" and has a picture of a man farting (It's a drawing) in my room so much, I could teach my cat a trick! (It's impossible XD)