I Will Not Do It.

[Adam Levine]

Ok,this game is simple. A person gives a request,while the person below must act stubborn about it.
Example:

Poster 1: Quick! Use this Rare Candy on Pignite so it'll evolve!
Poster 2: Why shall I do that?! Pigs don't eat candy! The opponent is sending a Krokorok! You're Hitmontop is your last hope!
Poster 3: No way! Am I mistaken to fight with this Beyblade?! I need to pass the test. Your Alakazam can help me!
Poster 4: Are you kidding?! That thing's spoons won't work! Please use your Audino to heal my Pokemon!
Poster 5: What the-it's Heal Beam is dumb to use! Quick,plant this Starf Berry on the ground!

So, it's simple,everyone?
I'll start.
I'm weak for training. I bet your Hariyama can teach me!

 

[deoxys121]

What are you talking about? Hariyama's hands are WAY too big to help train you. Besides, I need help from your Bisharp to chop these onions.

 

[pokemonpokemonpokemon59]

Wait, what? Bisharp's slicers are way too dull! I need a Rare Candy to use on my Palkia lv 99, anyway

 

[Flame-Typhlosion]

Huh? Palkia is too tall! And it's only candy! I also need to fly on my pidgey to olivine city

 

[Adam Levine]

No, you don't! you're way too big to ride such a small bird! Please, help me find a Thunder Stone so my Eelektrik can evolve!

 

[echolocated]

What are you, nuts? I need it for my Eevee!
Anyways, my Shiny Kyurem's lost! Can anyone help me?

 

[deoxys121]

What do you mean it's lost? Kyurem is emptiness, so it's always lost! Besides, I need a Tepig to help roast this pork loin. (oh, sweet irony!)

 

[Adam Levine]

Oh, but it's just a pig! Nothing else! How will a pig toast food? Anyway I wanted to trade my Rufflet for a Vullaby.

 

[Raichupacabra]

Why would you want to trade an eagle, a true bird of prey, for such an ugly scavenger Pokemon. Anyways, I'm going to go use my Groudon and Regigigas to reshape Mount Coronet.

 

[Adam Levine]

Sorry,but Mt. Coronet looks like to me it IS already reshaped.
And by the way, please trade my Gurdurr for your Machoke.

 

[DragoniteMySavior]

why?!?!?!? i like my machoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i need someone to help me train my dragonite!!!

 

[Hydreizard]

But I'm scared of dragons!
Can someone help me find an ekans?

 

[Crystalized]

Get bitten by your own Poisonous Pokemon!

I need help to train my Magikarp!

 

[DragoniteMySavior]

why do you even WANT to train that thing?

i need a water stone to evolve my eevee!!!

 

[Adam Levine]

Hey, I want a Cloyster instead! Please take care of this Psyduck Egg for me.

 

[TheRedeemed]

No way! I don't want that derpy good-for-nothing clogging up my team! X(
Can you breed a Vullaby for me though?

 

[DragoniteMySavior]

No! They're like whiny babies. I hate whiny babies!

Somebody catch me a Rufflet!

 

[Adam Levine]

Nope. Not a chance. I'm not even using the Black Version! Well, I wanted to have some Berry Juice. Do you have extra?

 

[DragoniteMySavior]

I don't even have any! shuckles are stupid!


Someone give me a gyrados right now!!!

 

[Conaire]

Gyrados isn't even an Dragon Type! Why would you want it?

I need to capture a Level 5 Pikachu but I am having trouble! Who wants to help?