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If pokemon were human :)

Kabutops

Force to be Reckoned With
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    If pokemon were humans what do you think all their jobs would be... i know the unmentionable-S would be unemployed :P
     
    If Pokemon were Human, then they wouldn't be Pokemon. Well, if they were human I guess Psyduck would be.................. a lifeguard. LOL Just one question......................who will save Psyduck?
     
    another psyduck, that evolves and saves itself and the other one ? Kabutops (my favorite) would undoubtedly be a spy or assassin of some sort :P lol
     
    Kabutops isn't that fast, or strong enough to assassinate anyone ;p Those Ninjask sentries will spot your Kabutops in lightning speed and you'll be surrounded by Lanturns the next second ;p

    Send all Unmentionable Sk to be used as fuel, being shoved down that fiery furnace. Send all Unmentionable W to be studied by scientist, never to see the daylights again. Tie an Unmentionable Sn to the ground in every playground so the kids can bounce up and down on its fat belly. And finally, send all Unmentionable B to use softboil day and night in countries facing food shortage without any rest at all.
     
    Well, I can't imagine any Pokemon being human. Except for the Hitmons. x_X; Hitmonchan would be a famous boxer. Hitmonlee would be a karate kicking expert and Hitmontop would be a great break dancer. XD; Tyrouge would be a school student though. XDDD;
     
    Interesting question! o_O|||

    Whoa! Guss that Unmentionable Mr would be some sort of clown in circuses.
    Unmentionable A would be Scientist? Mathematician? Genius?
    Unmentionable Pi would probably be unemployed! XDDD
    Humph...what will unmentionable J do? A $|u+? <---XDDD
     
    I wouldn't not like it

    I would not love pokemons to be humans because it would destroy the main idea of pokemon!
    Anyway i can think of some pokemons being human!
    They can be: -
    1. Mr. Mime
    2. Hitmonchan
    3. Hitmonlee
    4. Hitmontop etc.
     
    Latios and Latias already have jobs!!!

    If pokemon were humans I would hate pokemon so much...
     
    I think that he might thought that the title is "Which Pokemon you will employ"

    Oh well,
    Squirtle'd prolly be some kind of gang leader, so as Gengar
     
    Whut u talkin bout frostie??? Kabutops is ubar fast :D :P As soon as Ninjask saw him he'd cut off their wings and pin them to cardboard like a bug collection muahahahaha
    But Kabuto would be hunted down and used for armor (that's why they became extinct)
     
    Tig said:
    Unmentionable B would be working in a hospital, what r u talking about Chairman_Kaga?

    If the patient knows anything about the gameboy, they'll die at the sight of those ultimate evils... *shiver*

    And chairman_Kaga... because of what you just said, I doubt that we can be friends with each other with such great difference in our beliefs

    *holds up sign saying: Be cursed is Unmentionable B, Sn, S and W!*

    Kabutops is quite slow for a sweeper... terribly slow... =/
    Its speed is quite doubtful if it's over 100 o.o; Ninjask is 180 with speed boost.
     
    frostweaver said:
    Kabutops is quite slow for a sweeper... terribly slow... =/
    Its speed is quite doubtful if it's over 100 o.o; Ninjask is 180 with speed boost.
    ohwell even if it IS slow he'll just sneak up on them then do it muahahah
     
    Humans Tig not sport toys...:P pikachu would be an unsuccesful school principal...Emphassis on unsuccesful
     
    frostweaver said:
    And chairman_Kaga... because of what you just said, I doubt that we can be friends with each other with such great difference in our beliefs

    Lol...I just felt like mentioning the unmentionables, I feel so sorry for them XD
     
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