If the person above was a pokemon, which pokemon would they be?

[fy@x5]

Whatever, you mutant clefairy.

 

[Avolition]

Mutant clefairy is awesome.

Just for that, you get Shiny Jigglypuff.

 

[fy@x5]

...at least I'm rare and can PUT YOU TO SLEEP. Fine, MAGICARP!! BWAHAHAHAHAhAhAhAha! Ha.

 

[Avolition]

Magikarp pwns, you idiot! MUAHAHAHAH! You get Feebas!

 

[Hazuki]

Hmmm

Ooh ooh! I know! An Azelf! ^-^

 

[Mr.Altosax]

Well fine you're a Feebas!!! Wait a second, I'm still a ditto!! Oh no, now I'm a Feebas!

EDIT: Awww, I got outrun by TWO people...that was directed to Dragonslayerboy, and Hazuki is now a Persian.

 

[Avolition]

xD Magikarp can own you by just sitting in his couch and drinking tea. That's creepy.

You gets... Snorlax.

 

[fy@x5]

No magicarp sux. Fine, you are a pidgey, ya happy?

 

[Avolition]

Magikarp owns Pidgey.

You get a Spearow. Pidgey owns Spearow.

 

[Mr.Altosax]

You get a Munchlax. Snorlax owns Munchlax.

 

[Avolition]

xD Snorlax is too slow to own Munchlax. You get a Happiny. Munchlax owns Happiny.

 

[Mr.Altosax]

Fine then you remind me of a Exeggcute! Everyone knows that all eggish pokemon are equal in every way.

 

[fy@x5]

Then you shall be a exeggcutor!

 

[Mr.Altosax]

A-ha! (Like the Norwegian band) Exeggutor is a coconut pokemon, not an egg pokemon! But anyway...Dragonslayerboy reminds me of Muk...Because Muk's a poison type, and Brett Michael was in the band Poison! (not Motley Crue)

 

[fy@x5]

What is up with you and that?
Grimer.

 

[Mr.Altosax]

Idk...But that's probably the last time I'm gonna say it on this site...You're a Buizel.

 

[fy@x5]

bleh, you togetic........yeehaw!

 

[41victory]

You strike me as a charmander.

 

[Inugami]

You seem to be a Golem. That's what I think.

 

[fy@x5]

You seem to be a Jirachi. Good for you!