I like my name, Zahra. It means cherry blossoms (my favourite Japanese word is Sakura...) and princess.
It wouldn't be "Rachel", that's for sure. I'm far from motherly.
Unfortunately, from what I could see, there was no name that meant "is pwnage all around", so I guess I'll just have to pull some out of a bag.
"Katherine"!
"Elizabeth"!
"Coraline"!