If you were a giant squid

[Eldrei]

Or spam threads using tentacles.

Like this.

 

[Charizard★]

I would attack Tokyo. End of story. :3

 

[Paper Ghost]

If I were a giant squid my first objective would be tentacle raping people.

This. ;o

........I can't believe I just wrote that.

 

[Gymnotide]

I would fight a sperm whale... And lose, sadly.

 

[Maraala]

My Squiddy Day
Drag a couple boats down to the murky depths
Sleep
Eat penguins
Sleep
Attack a city
Sleep
Find out what the bottom of the ocean looks like
Sleep
End up sticking one of my tentacles to my face and figuring out to get it off
Fail at trying to get tentacle unstuck
Sleep with my tentacle stuck to my face

 

[Nick]

Hmmm... looking at this post, since you linked to a random name generator for squid names, it seems more appropriate to move this to Other Trivia. If Fiona or Netto disagree, they can certainly move it back here.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

It keeps saying I'm some kind of cephalopod :D

am I doing this right?

 

[♣Gawain♣]

If I were a giant squid my first objective would be tentacle raping people.

What the barnacles? ( =3=)

I would destroy all pirate ships in the world. That's what krakens do.

 

[loliwin]

dallies with molluscs!
I hope this doesnt mean anything sexual. :D

 

[Le Creep!]

dallies with squids!

I would think of myself as revolting. I hate seafood.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

I would be the boring neighbor of Spongebob, always thinking of moving to another neighborhood.(although Squidward is not a squid...).

 

[Le Creep!]

I would be the boring neighbor of Spongebob, always thinking of moving to another neighborhood.(although Squidward is not a squid...).

Squidward is not boring. He is four tentacles of epicness.

dancin with the fishies