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deoxys121

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    This game deals with scenarios where you get a phone call you don't want to get, asking you to do something you don't want to do. You then come up with some random, funny, ridiculous excuse for why you can't do what they want you to do. I post a scenario, then the next poster answers that scenario, then posts another one, and so on.
    Example:
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    Poster 1: Your boss on your day off: We're swamped! I need you to come in and work an extra shift NOW!
    
    Poster 2: I'd love to... but... my dog ate my car keys.
    
    Your mom: Your mother-in-law needs someone to chauffeur her around for errands tomorrow.

    Now, then I'll start.

    Your daughter: I need you to come home and help me with my Calculus homework!
     
    "Yeah, I would if I wanted to, but I hate you telephone survey people." *hangs up*

    ***

    Old Lady down the street: "It seems your dog is chasing my grandson again! What are you gonna do about it?!"
     
    "Oh, crap! Was that gasoline I put in her bottle? I thought it was apple juice."

    Angry customer to you, the employee, at WalMart: "I bought an LCD TV, and the minute I got it home and turned it on, it exploded!"
     
    ´Uhhhh i got loads of homework.. JUST ASK DAD!!!´

    __________________________

    `I´m stuck in a huge tree´
     
    Good for you, congratulations!!
    ...Hang up...
    Wife: Honey, can you take care of the children today?
     
    "but im waiting for the pokemon world online registration to open!"

    ex girlfriend: "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME???"
     
    ´because you dont play Pokemon´

    ´Son would you give me your last 300 dollars?´
     
    Uuuuh... It´s an Prius, no one wants to drive into it.

    Do you like cookies???
     
    If I say yes, would you give me some?

    Son: Hey dad, let's go to France!
    i wasnt creative, yes.
     
    Soda's bad for you. Try instead having nothing but hot coffee and granola bars.

    --

    girlfriend: "Hey, where are you?! You were supposed to be here with the glowsticks two hours ago!"
     
    "What man? I'm not even here right now."

    Mother: "Go do your homework!"
     
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