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[Nash Bandicoot]

"uhh, it just exploded in my face"

Govenment: PAY YOUR TAXES OR GO TO JAIL!!!

 

[Ineffable~]

-Fakes a kidnapper voice- If you ever wanna see her or her taxes again, you'll take $100,000 in unmarked ones to the foot of the bell tower tonight. Come alone. -hangs up-

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Little sister: "WHY DO YOU NEVER RESPECT ME?!"

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

"Uhh, I got home work to do, go away..."

Mum: "YOU SAID IT EXPLODED!!!"