I'm Sorry, You're Creative Title Will Call You Back Later

[Jake♫]

Okay, so I decided to make another new team (My last one was epic failure), so I decided to do a ladder match on the Smogon server to test it out. Sadly for me, this is a DP team, not Platifail, so I had to be prepared for what I had to face. Fortunately for me, the second match I was paired up to was actually an intense battle that goes down into my list of awesome battles that I've had (Which is extremely small actually). So I decided to make a log out of it (Keeping in mind that it IS my first, so don't expect anything superb, but I'm trying :P). Hope you enjoy it! Oh, and for the record. For each Pokemon that possesses Leftovers, I will show the recovery for it once, and then omit it for every turn following. SR Damage will be shown for the first time a Pokemon is affected, and then will be omited.

My (KP-Jacob's) Team:

Legend:
Black is the rules and the score
Blue refers to my Pokemon
Red refers to Cosmos Pokemon
Green is my thoughts
Orange is the commentary I wanted to put in

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause

KP-Jacob sent out Roserade (lvl 100 Roserade ?).
Cosmos sent out Moltres (lvl 100 Moltres).
Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Moltres used Air Slash.
It's super effective!
Roserade lost 100% of its health.
Roserade hung on using its Focus Sash!
Moltres lost 10% of its health.
Roserade flinched!
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Seriously? My sash saves me, but then I get Flinch Haxed. Not a great start.
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KP-Jacob: That
KP-Jacob: Was
KP-Jacob: Retarded
Cosmos: lol soz
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KP-Jacob switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Moltres used Air Slash.
Blissey lost 14% of its health.
Moltres lost 10% of its health.
Blissey's leftovers restored its health a little!
Blissey restored 6% of its health.
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KP-Jacob: Oh well
KP-Jacob: I'll eat the hit XD
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Cosmos switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
It doesn't affect Gengar...
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Wasn't too sure what he was going to switch in, so I go for Seismic Toss to get a nice hit in. Of course, he brings in a Gengar to block it.
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Cosmos: hehe
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Gengar used Substitute.
Gengar lost 25% of its health.
Gengar made a substitute!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
The substitute took damage for Gengar!
Gengar's substitute faded!
Gengar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gengar restored 6% of its health.
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KP-Jacob: Sub Punch eh?
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I don't even know why I said that. Could it have been any more obvious?
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Cosmos switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 14% of its health.
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Cosmos: :D
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Yeah yeah, be smug now. Scizor isn't going to like hitting Gliscor for barely anything.
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KP-Jacob switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Scizor used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 25% of its health.
Gliscor's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gliscor restored 6% of its health.
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Gliscor used Swords Dance.
Gliscor's attack was sharply raised.
Scizor used X-Scissor.
It's not very effective...
Gliscor lost 25% of its health.
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Knowing it couldn't touch me (And the fact he gave away that it was a CB Scizor), deciding to get in a free Swords Dance to see what he'll bring in on me.
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Cosmos switched in Moltres (lvl 100 Moltres).
Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Gliscor used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
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Yeah, I'm using Stealth Rock on it, which isn't quite conventional for this set. Sadly, this bites me in the butt, as I can't hit it since it's a flying type.
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KP-Jacob switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Moltres used Air Slash.
Blissey lost 16% of its health.
Moltres lost 10% of its health.
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Moltres used Roost.
Moltres restored 30% of its health.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Moltres lost 11% of its health.
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Why I didn't see that coming, I honestly don't know. I knew that it would hold Roost, and I should have predicted that and used Seismic Toss. Then again, against this thing I really always should be using it...
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Moltres used Overheat.
Blissey lost 28% of its health.
Moltres's special attack was harshly lowered.
Moltres lost 10% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Moltres lost 31% of its health.
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Moltres used Roost.
Moltres restored 50% of its health.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Moltres lost 21% of its health.
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Stupidity hits again, and I continue to use Ice Beam. *Head Slap* God this is going to be annoying.
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Cosmos switched in Togekiss (lvl 100 Togekiss ?).
Pointed stones dug into Togekiss.
Togekiss lost 25% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 29% of its health.
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KP-Jacob: And this is why I love Blissey XD
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Togekiss used Roost.
Togekiss restored 50% of its health.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
Togekiss lost 12% of its health.
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Cosmos: lol true
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Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 29% of its health.
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Togekiss used Roost.
Togekiss restored 45% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 29% of its health.
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Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 29% of its health.
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Togekiss used Roost.
Togekiss restored 50% of its health.
Blissey used Seismic Toss.
Togekiss lost 29% of its health.
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Togekiss used Nasty Plot.
Togekiss's special attack was sharply raised.
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Togekiss lost 55% of its health.
Togekiss was frozen solid!
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At this point, I finally (Lol) caught on to what he was doing. So I predicted the Nasty Plot and Ice Beamed it. Not only did I land a critical hit, I froze it. Honestly, I felt SO bad from doing this, so...
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KP-Jacob: ...
KP-Jacob: Freeze Hax and a crit..
KP-Jacob: I'm sorry
Cosmos: lols
Cosmos: ah well it happens
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...I apologized. Kudos to Cosmos for being mature about a game that is aimed at 7 year olds.
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Togekiss is frozen solid!
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Togekiss lost 8% of its health.
Cosmos's Togekiss fainted.
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Score: 6-5 Me
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Sweet, first blood is mine!
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Cosmos switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
KP-Jacob switched in Gliscor (lvl 100 Gliscor ?).
Scizor used Superpower.
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
Gliscor lost 50% of its health.
Scizor's attack was lowered.
Scizor's defence was lowered.
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I don't mind the Critical much, Gliscor is a beast.
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Gliscor used Roost.
Gliscor restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Superpower.
Gliscor lost 30% of its health.
Scizor's attack was lowered.
Scizor's defence was lowered.
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Cosmos switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Gliscor used Roost.
Gliscor restored 49% of its health.
Celebi's leftovers restored its health a little!
Celebi restored 6% of its health.
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With EQ as my only attack, I seriously contemplate switching out. For some strange reason though, I was compelled to stay in.
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Celebi used Swords Dance.
Celebi's attack was sharply raised.
Gliscor used Swords Dance.
Gliscor's attack was sharply raised.
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Oh yeah, I wanted to Swords Dance. Then it does the same thing. I have no clue what the heck I'm up against here.
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KP-Jacob: Wtf
KP-Jacob: Celebi with SD?
Cosmos: :D
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Celebi used Swords Dance.
Celebi's attack was sharply raised.
Gliscor used Swords Dance.
Gliscor's attack was sharply raised.
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Celebi used Seed Bomb.
Gliscor lost 57% of its health.
Gliscor used Swords Dance.
Gliscor's attack was sharply raised.
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KP-Jacob: I'm freaking out
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Can you blame me? That was the last thing I saw coming. Oh well, might as well let it die. It isn't serving much of a purpose now anyways.
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Celebi used Seed Bomb.
Gliscor lost 49% of its health.
KP-Jacob's Gliscor fainted.
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KP-Jacob: Holy Crap
Cosmos: not bad eh?
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Score: 5-5 Tie
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KP-Jacob switched in Roserade (lvl 100 Roserade ?).
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Roserade used Sleep Powder.
Roserade's attack missed!
Celebi used Zen Headbutt.
It's super effective!
Roserade lost 0% of its health.
KP-Jacob's Roserade fainted.
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I deserved that on so many levels. Normally I would have started complaining about my sucky luck, but I took the high road (For once) and kept my mouth shut.
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Score: 4-5 Cosmos
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KP-Jacob switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
Azelf used Flamethrower.
It's super effective!
Celebi lost 56% of its health.
Celebi was burned!
Celebi used Seed Bomb.
Celebi was hurt by its burn!
Celebi lost 12% of its health.
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Cosmos switched in Moltres (lvl 100 Moltres).
Moltres is exerting its pressure!
Azelf used Flamethrower.
It's not very effective...
Moltres lost 23% of its health.
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ScarfZelf for the win? I think so. I'm thinking he'll just let Moltres die, it's going to die anyways if it switches out. So he might as well get a free switch.
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Azelf used Flamethrower.
It's not very effective...
Moltres lost 5% of its health.
Cosmos's Moltres fainted.
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Score: 4-4 Tie
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Cosmos switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
KP-Jacob switched in Blissey (lvl 100 Blissey ?).
Gengar used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
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Now I realize this isn't a SubPunch set, as they usually dont' run Sucker Punch. Blissey is a beast though, so I switch it in expecting a Shadow Ball or something.
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Cosmos switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Blissey used Ice Beam.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 13% of its health.
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Scizor used Superpower.
It's super effective!
Blissey lost 100% of its health.
KP-Jacob's Blissey fainted.
Scizor's attack was lowered.
Scizor's defence was lowered.
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Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking. Stupidity at its pinnacle: Yes, yes it is.
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Score: 3-4 Cosmos
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KP-Jacob switched in Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf).
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Cosmos switched in Zapdos (lvl 100 Zapdos).
Zapdos is exerting its pressure!
Azelf used Psychic.
A critical hit!
Zapdos lost 75% of its health.
Cosmos's Zapdos fainted.
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Zapdos comes in, and gets a critical in the butt and faints. I felt bad for that too, who knows what type it was.
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Score: 3-3 Tie
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Scizor lost 12% of its health.
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
Azelf lost 38% of its health.
KP-Jacob's Azelf fainted.
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Azelf did its purpose. Knowing the Bullet Punch is coming, might as well let it die.
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Score: 2-3 Cosmos
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Cosmos: lol
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KP-Jacob switched in Lucario (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Lucario lost 32% of its health.
Lucario used Swords Dance.
Lucario's attack was sharply raised.
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Scizor used Bullet Punch.
It's not very effective...
Lucario lost 28% of its health.
Lucario used Extremespeed.
It's not very effective...
Scizor lost 36% of its health.
Cosmos's Scizor fainted.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
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I wasn't sure if it would be faster, so I just used Extemespeed to finish it off. Annoying Scizor down.
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Score: 2-2 Tie
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Cosmos switched in Gengar (lvl 100 Gengar ?).
Gengar used Substitute.
Gengar lost 25% of its health.
Gengar made a substitute!
Lucario used Crunch.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Gengar!
Gengar's substitute faded!
Gengar's leftovers restored its health a little!
Gengar restored 6% of its health.
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Why it decided to Sub, I don't know. Probably thought I had Stone Edge and not Crunch. Oh well, his loss.
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Gengar used Destiny Bond.
Gengar is trying to take its foe with it!
Lucario used Crunch.
It's super effective!
Gengar lost 44% of its health.
Cosmos's Gengar fainted.
Lucario lost 10% of its health.
Gengar tookLucario with it!
KP-Jacob's Lucario fainted.
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Or mine, apparently. Well, at least it is down and out with me.
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Score: 1-1 Tie
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KP-Jacob switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Cosmos switched in Celebi (lvl 100 Celebi).
Celebi used Recover.
Celebi restored 50% of its health.
Vaporeon used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Celebi lost 76% of its health.
Cosmos's Celebi fainted.
KP-Jacob wins!
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Seeing it was a physical variant earlier, I knew it was dead. That crit wasn't needed anyways, it was a Specs Vappy :P
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Final Score: 1-0 Me!

For me, this is and will be one of my favorite matches of all time.

Pros:

• Cosmos for the great and entertaining match
  
• Blissey for being such a freaking tank
• Celebi for being different (Still in shock...)
• Lucario for pulling off a mini-seep, even though dying to Destiny Bond
• Scizor for being Platifail premium obnoxious to my team (In a good way of course)

Cons:

• Roserade did absolutely nothing
• Togekiss for fainting in such a way\
• Ridiculous amount of hax, although it could have been worse (AKA One sided)
  

Cosmos' Team (In Order of Appearance):

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