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Alley Cat Industries Inc.™©
I am Alley Cat
yet.. I am a Park Rat...
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I am an Alley Cat. &inthedark, you arenever alone.
*Ahem* Please, step into my office... It isn't... things happen in the dark. Just remember, you are never alone.
*Flips on the light* Oh. I didn't realize that there were so many of you. Let me reassure you... I am your friend... and in the dark, you are never alone.
My name is... well.. I can't tell you that. They would find me if I did. You can call me Alley Cat. Where are we? That doesn't matter. We're here, and we're together. That's all we need to know.
I don't mess around, much. That's right. I have a low ******** tolerance. That's what gets people killed. But don't think that that means that I don't know how to have fun. *wipes sweat from head* Because, trust me. I do. It just depends on the situation we are in, yeah?
If you don't believe me... just ask the Parkrats. They know. I like to have my occasional drink, or step outside for a puff on that green. I'm all about that, just... sometimes... it gets out of hand. &thatswhentheystarttodie. I've lost a few good men, men practically my brothers because they couldn't cut their addiction. If I see you going down, you will see a side of me that you really don't want to see.
The world isn't all sugar and rainbows, so listen up. People are going to hate you, maybe because of something you did, or something you are. That's just human nature. But don't take it as a bad thing, they are afraid. You are different. They are afraid of unknown. Why? Because if you're different, you just might be better than them. So they use their fear tactics to brainwash you into being one in the same... because how could you be better if you are exactly what they are? And remember, hate is love's cousin. If someone hates you, they obviously care about you enough to even have feelings.
Anyway, I do believe I was getting off track there. *removes my hat* Sorry if I'm getting informal, lads. *loosens tie and takes a seat* We should all be comfortable here, aye? We're all brothers and sisters, no need to be ashamed. We're here for eachother, yeah? Or at least that is how it should be. Well, I'll let you know, whoever you are, wherever you are, and whatever your problem is... you can count on me. I will work to the bone for you, and you will owe me not a dime, not a scratch on the back, not nothing no how.
We're all equal here, alright? And I don't want to see anyone treated otherwise. Black, white, yellow or red, we're all brothers. Whether you kiss men or women doesn't matter a damn, it doesn't define who you are, and well, I'm always here if someone says otherwise. Your my new friend, my brother, and I wont let you down.
I remember a time.. a time before they came.. *shudders* When life was easy. I could just sit on my couch playing Pokemon Gold or Silver all day long, and then ohh boy do I remember getting games like Ruby and Sapphire... That was a time I wish I could go back to... Careless and carefree. Nothing to worry about. When I find us in a time of peace.. I still sit back down on that couch and play some more Pokemon.
Good now, you know about me, carry on, return to your business. Be safe, and remember, in the dark, you are never alone.
Well, that was indeed my introduction. Consider it the works of nothing to do... a little green, and of course, my imagination.
So yes, I do like to write stories :3
Welcome to.... an introduction inspired out of pure boredom and utter lack of asbolutely anything productive to do with my time.
I am Alley Cat
yet.. I am a Park Rat...
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I am an Alley Cat. &inthedark, you are
*Ahem* Please, step into my office... It isn't... things happen in the dark. Just remember, you are never alone.
*Flips on the light* Oh. I didn't realize that there were so many of you. Let me reassure you... I am your friend... and in the dark, you are never alone.
My name is... well.. I can't tell you that. They would find me if I did. You can call me Alley Cat. Where are we? That doesn't matter. We're here, and we're together. That's all we need to know.
I don't mess around, much. That's right. I have a low ******** tolerance. That's what gets people killed. But don't think that that means that I don't know how to have fun. *wipes sweat from head* Because, trust me. I do. It just depends on the situation we are in, yeah?
If you don't believe me... just ask the Parkrats. They know. I like to have my occasional drink, or step outside for a puff on that green. I'm all about that, just... sometimes... it gets out of hand. &thatswhentheystarttodie. I've lost a few good men, men practically my brothers because they couldn't cut their addiction. If I see you going down, you will see a side of me that you really don't want to see.
The world isn't all sugar and rainbows, so listen up. People are going to hate you, maybe because of something you did, or something you are. That's just human nature. But don't take it as a bad thing, they are afraid. You are different. They are afraid of unknown. Why? Because if you're different, you just might be better than them. So they use their fear tactics to brainwash you into being one in the same... because how could you be better if you are exactly what they are? And remember, hate is love's cousin. If someone hates you, they obviously care about you enough to even have feelings.
Anyway, I do believe I was getting off track there. *removes my hat* Sorry if I'm getting informal, lads. *loosens tie and takes a seat* We should all be comfortable here, aye? We're all brothers and sisters, no need to be ashamed. We're here for eachother, yeah? Or at least that is how it should be. Well, I'll let you know, whoever you are, wherever you are, and whatever your problem is... you can count on me. I will work to the bone for you, and you will owe me not a dime, not a scratch on the back, not nothing no how.
We're all equal here, alright? And I don't want to see anyone treated otherwise. Black, white, yellow or red, we're all brothers. Whether you kiss men or women doesn't matter a damn, it doesn't define who you are, and well, I'm always here if someone says otherwise. Your my new friend, my brother, and I wont let you down.
I remember a time.. a time before they came.. *shudders* When life was easy. I could just sit on my couch playing Pokemon Gold or Silver all day long, and then ohh boy do I remember getting games like Ruby and Sapphire... That was a time I wish I could go back to... Careless and carefree. Nothing to worry about. When I find us in a time of peace.. I still sit back down on that couch and play some more Pokemon.
Good now, you know about me, carry on, return to your business. Be safe, and remember, in the dark, you are never alone.
Well, that was indeed my introduction. Consider it the works of nothing to do... a little green, and of course, my imagination.
So yes, I do like to write stories :3
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