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"In the shower, I..."

I'm not gonna say "think" because, while true, it's what everybody else has said :P. It is the best place to think though, because nobody can disturb you in the shower.

In Winter sometimes I used to put the shower on just hot water, no cold. Then I'd wrap myself in my towel and wait til the room filled with steam and I'd just stand there and be warm. I realise that warmth could be achieved much quicker by standing under the warm water, but my way has a certain novelty to it that I found relaxing XD.

When I'm angry about something that happened that day, I spend my time in the shower to re-enact how I wish the situation had played out. I always come out looking like such a boss in my own head and it makes me feel so much better :P

Most commonly though, I practice wand-waving techniques for when the wizarding war begins. You may all laugh, but when that **** happens you're all gonna be unprepared. I'll be the one doing the laughing then.
 
The things I do are much dirtier than simple masturbation, trust me.

I just wash myself. That's pretty much it. xD I think the same way as I do whenever I'm sitting around or taking a walk--I just think about random things or fantasise. I typically don't problem solve or anything lol. But a lot of the times I'll just sort of zone out standing there. It's kind of relaxing since historically the shower has been a place for to just be still and do nothing. I used to go into a standing fetal position (feet on the floor with my whole body curled around my calves) and just sort of remain there with the water falling on me as I stare at things.
Okay so sometimes I have dirty thoughts; sue me
I also listen to music. At all times, my laptop is sitting outside the shower playing music at a volume that I can hear it with the water running.
 
I imagine different things regarding the things I want the most before I step into the shower, and if I'm in a bad mood it's more like the opposite, meaning I imagine how bad everything can possibly be, etc.

Otherwise that's literally all I do. I don't really sing, don't really fiddle with anything anymore. I'd just rather dedicate all my time to imagination (or trying to figure out how to fix things in some cases) since it is free time and such.
 
I just clean myself. I like the feeling of showering but, at the end of the day, a shower is just a means to an end: getting lovely and clean! So the most brain activity that goes on is just trying to remember where I put the shampoo. I haven't got time to think about anything profound while I'm rubbing conditioner into my hair, I'm afraid.
 
.. clean myself, sing, recite lines from Pretty Cure, think about various things, and wish that the parents would resurface the tub since it's hard to feel clean when your bathtub is a rustbucket:/
 
Shower is a terrible place for that... lols

I play video games in the shower... with my mind! I just pretend it's like virtual reality. lol
 
Mr Cat Dog said:
I just clean myself. I like the feeling of showering but, at the end of the day, a shower is just a means to an end: getting lovely and clean! So the most brain activity that goes on is just trying to remember where I put the shampoo. I haven't got time to think about anything profound while I'm rubbing conditioner into my hair, I'm afraid.
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Yeah, this is pretty much me. What occupies my thoughts most of the time while I'm in the shower is "did I already shampoo twice??"
 
When I shower with teh husbando, which is most times when he is here, I play with his hair and wash it. Because I love his hair. =_= When I am forevaralones, sometimes I stand there and forget what I'm doing. Or I open my mouth and let shower water go in it, then spit it out, over and over again, like a mindless machine.
 
In the shower, I wash my body and shampoo (AND CONDITION) my hair. Nothing very unique there for me.
 
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