It could be much worse!!!

[viridian doubletongue]

The closest signs of civilisation are that way.. *Points wrong way*

I'm in a dingy during a force 9 gale.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

ah... *throws torpedo*
does that make worse?
*Torpedo explodes*
oh...

Help! It's so hot and theres no water!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

*Starts fire*.. Did that help?.. Thought not.

I've got my hand caught in a printing press.

 

[Klonoa]

And the thing you hate the most was printing!
Corn is attacking my house!!!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I will genetically engineer the corn to be giant!

A gun is being pointed at my face.

 

[Klonoa]

And you are falling down a lava shaft!

Clay Aiken is knocking on my front door!;_;

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I'll let him in for you.

I've just let one rip on live TV.

 

[Klonoa]

Thank goodness it was in the michrophone!
Ive gottenlocked in a small house with other members of the PC!(Refferring to the Locked In A Small House thread!)

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I'll just add several.. hundred more people in there.

I'm in the middle of the ocean & I can't swim.

 

[FaNtEcH]

i'll use Pikachu to use Thunder on u
I'm in a car alone which has no brakes and i dont know how to drive

*Screams* HELP

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I'll push you down a nice steep long hill.

I got my hand caught between some bannisters & I can't get them out.

 

[One Charmed Dude]

the banisters could be made of steel and your hand could swell up so it would ever come out!!!

I spilled sour milk on the dog!!! not really but go with it...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Now the dog is rolling around on the expensive carpet to get the smell out.

I broke my spine & three places & I can't move.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Okay, i think ican fix that. *takes out hammer*

People w/ rocket launcers are shooting at me!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Just.. Don't move.

I'm in a locked car, without keys, or a way of getting out, on a train track.

 

[One Charmed Dude]

it could be worse you could be in the middle of 2 on coming trains and be hit in two places!!!

my brain hurts!!!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I'll remove it to see what's wrong.

I just lost my toe in a lawn-mowing accident.

 

[One Charmed Dude]

you could have lost your whole foot!!!

A dog bit my hand off and now I'm bleeding to death!!!

 

[FaNtEcH]

*cuts the other hand to make the body balance* is it okay now?
my exams are near!

 

[Klonoa]

Well now you can not study because all of your papers got shredded and the library was destroyed and the internet is down everywhere!
The wind stopped blowing and time stopped EVERYWHERE!