It could be much worse!!!

[One Charmed Dude]

it could be worse you could be drowning in toilet water some one forgot to flush...

I fell in horse crap...

 

[viridian doubletongue]

You could have fell, then the horse crapped on you.

I set fire to my house.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Seems a little dry... *Throws can of gasoline*

Im falling off a cliff!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

With sharp rocks at the bottom.

I slit my wrists.

 

[SephirothX]

And died of blood loss.

I spontaneously combusted then got hit by a falling airplane and everyone died!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

Could have caused an explosion that killed everyone on Earth..

I drove my car into a river.

 

[SephirothX]

AND EXPLODED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got attacked by evil ferrets, accompanied by Furbies and suicide bombers that blow up the Earth! Then the Sun caught fire!!!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I'm afraid there really is nothing worse than that.

The sun stopped being on fire.

 

[SephirothX]

OMG! It's dark... And then the Sun SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTEXPLODED!!!!!

Beat that!
EDIT:............Losers. xD j/k

 

[Midnight_Dragon249]

The whole universe got sucked into a black hole.

They ran out of hotpockets.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

That's good..

Das ist numberwang!

 

[SephirothX]

OMG! German has become the dominant language?!

All the ROMhacks on this forum exploditated!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

They could have imploditated!

The internet coughed and died..

 

[One Charmed Dude]

it could be worse it could have puked too!!!

I'm being attacked by a demon!!!

 

[viridian doubletongue]

It could be a free magic creature.

I lost my left leg in a human transmutation, and my brother lost his whole body.

 

[Villianous Villager]

(Let me guess... Metal Alchemist) A group of manatees ate my other leg and my arms.

Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire lost their parents in a fire that destroyed their possetions, their home and their parents and are chased by a terrible villian named Count Olaf who wants to steal their fortune and is from the same secret organization as their parents but he is from the bad side and have to pass a lot of difficult and unfortunate ocassions meeting a lot of honorable people the ones are killed by Count Olaf other villians or by themselves by accident and have many mysteries to solve and every time they solve one they reveal more mysteries.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

They could have.. You know, died in the fire.

I lost my license.

 

[Villianous Villager]

(I think dead would be something better...)

A police catches you driving without it...

I´m in Lachrymose Lake and the Carnivorous Leeches will eat me ´cause i didn´t wait 1 hour until enter the lake.

 

[~*!*~Tatsujin Gosuto~*!*~]

you could have died earlier

I lost my arms and legs

:t354:~*!*~Queen Boo~*!*~

 

[Villianous Villager]

you could have lost your head XD

I´m a volunteer desperatly calling for help ´cause I´m in great danger but no one responds