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Jack O'Neill's Fun Time Armory! XDDD

You never know when someone is going to get you. Hehe. I'd like the GLOCK 17 please. Style is as important as tactics. And, I'd like a holster. ^^;
 
Done and done. Your weapons will be arriving...now. *gives manectric_chief his Five-seveN and M4A1 w/ attached M203 and gives Lil' Schu her GLOCK 17 w/ holster*

Customers Served (w/ requested weapons)
  • serpenter (Colt/FN M16 w/ M203, two sabers, ten sticky grenades)
  • Chairman Kaga (H&K MP7)
  • NiNGi's Worst Nightmare (NPSR-755 Precision Sniper Rifle w/ 7.62mm rounds, W.A.S.P. w/ satchels and rocket canisters)
  • Kratos (Desert Eagle .44 Magnum)
  • manectric_chief (Colt M4A1 Carbine w/ M203, Five-seveN)
  • Lil' Schu (GLOCK 17 w/ holster)
 
great, now *goes outside*, who's messing with me?
 
*finishes welding on a robotic arm* Alright. Now that that's over with...*picks up W.A.S.P and walks outside* What should I shoot...?
 
Hey PUNK! I've got many bullets with your name on them!, starts firind the Carbine to NWN
 
*runs and loads a rocket canister* Let's see you EAT THIS! *fires at manectric chief*
 
*jumps to a cliff to dodge rocket*
Explosives eh? *fires grenades to NWN
 
*runs inside the armory and climbs to the roof* Time for the precision rifle...*starts firing at manectric chief*
 
*uses a Michael Jackson puppet to distract NWN, uses laser sight to aim and fires carbine*
 
*hides n the ventilation shaft* Oh crap...THIS may take a while...
 
*fires a grenade into the shaft*
That's easy
 
*falls out through the laundry chute* Well, that was lon--*sees the grenade* Aw crap! *dives into the nearest dumpster*
 
*blows up the dump with several grenades*
 
*pokes head out of the dumpster* It seems safe...*dumpster walls fall down* Aw crap...This really isn't my day...
 
*starts running after NWN, shooting all resident evil 4 ish, like:Te voy a matar!!!!111
 
*throws out alot of satchels like a mine field* Ha! That should stop you! *starts running again*
 
*shoots mines rom a safe distance, then runs towards NWN screaming and shooting*
Te voy a romper en pedazos!!!!!!
 
*runs into the armory and uses the pay phone* Yes, mental institution? I have the perfect addition to your "members only" program. He's right here in front of the Fun Time Armory.
 
Good!, bring them here!, I need more victims, and oh, sorry, gotta kill you now
*destroys the phone cabin*
 
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