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Joke Teams!!!

Nothing wrong with that set; it OHKO's everything in sight
 
elitefour_protector said:
PSYCHIC
IS ONLY
A FILLER
It could be replaced with Ft Attack, Shadow Ball, etc. at will. I just chose Psychic because Psychic w/out STAB=Ft Attack WITH STAB

man, you made an already funny joke better!
 
pikadon92 said:
Chickorta
Mild nature@Leftovers
Razor Leaf
Sunny Day
Solarbeam
Body Slam
^Those who can't figue out what's wrong are idiots.

Well, other than the fact that you abused the hell out of Chikorita's name and the fact that Chikorita doesn't get any Chlorophyll support, this wouldn't work too horribly as an in-game Chik set. Then again, the AI are complete morons, so even Psychic on Umbreon can own opponents.
 
Mantine @ Choice Band
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Aerial Ace
- Rock Slide
- Hydro Pump

meh
 
Darkbolt said:
Mantine @ Choice Band
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Aerial Ace
- Rock Slide
- Hydro Pump

meh
That owns nothing!
Mantine@Choice Band**Ubertine
EV's- 255 Sp.Attack/255 Sp.Defense
Modest Nature (+Sp.Attack,-Attack)
Trait- Swift Swim
Tackle
Hail
Substitute
Hyper Beam

super ownage with teh hyper beam!!!!

Lol, psychic on umbreon, thats so noob e_4
 
Darkbolt said:
Mantine @ Choice Band
Adamant Nature
- Earthquake
- Aerial Ace
- Rock Slide
- Hydro Pump

meh

That's what I use on my lol CB team, it pwns
>:D
 
Here's a joke team

Trait: Huge Power
EVs: 200 Atk / 152 Def / 156 SDef
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Brick Break
- Focus Punch
- Hidden Power [Ghost]
- Return

Alakazam (F) @ Choice Band
Trait: Inner Focus
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Lonely Nature (+Atk, -Def)
- Focus Punch
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Psychic
- Shadow Ball

Golduck (F) @ Choice Band
Trait: Damp
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Lonely Nature (+Atk, -Def)
- Aerial Ace
- Brick Break
- Hidden Power [Ghost]
- Ice Beam

Linoone (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Pickup
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Extremespeed
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Return
- Shadow Ball

Electabuzz (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Static
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Lonely Nature (+Atk, -Def)
- Brick Break
- Hidden Power [Ghost]
- Return
- Thunderbolt

Houndoom (F) @ Choice Band
Trait: Flash Fire
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Lonely Nature (+Atk, -Def)
- Flamethrower
- Hidden Power [Fighting]
- Shadow Ball
- Sludge Bomb
I'm actualy using it, trying to find out how many people actualy suck hard enough to get their butts kicked by this team...
 
starmie
admant
EV's 252 atk, 252 spd, 2 def, 2 sp.def
tackle
swift
shadow ball
hp bug

Alakazam
admant
ev's 252 atk, 252 sp.def, 4 spd
dynamic punch
FP
shadow ball
calm mind

Venusaur
admant
ev's 252 def, 252 sp.def, 4 hp
solarbeam
fenzy plant
hyperbeam
tackle


and finally

Magicarp
ev's 252 hp, 128 def, 128 sp.def, 4 spd
modest
flail

and its evolution

Gyrados
modest
ev's 252 atk, 128 sp def, 132 sp.def
hydro pump
blizzard
fire blast
thunder
 
All these movesets you're posting aren't fun anymore, just gay. Smart Arty's team doesn't apply since it may actually work and he uses it in NB
 
The funniest Umby set is TP Umby. It's funny because its funny to see CB Teams die to it, isn't that right Ham? ;)
 
UmbreonShadow said:
The funniest Umby set is TP Umby. It's funny because its funny to see CB Teams die to it, isn't that right Ham? ;)
you mean watch as the person using the CB team dies from boredom because it doesn't do ****.
 
I don't have any cheap teams
but I saw this foo with a Megakick Pikachu
own a proffession mono Electric team, I was
like wtf screw the lightball Megakick is the pwn

EDIT: How could I forget my CB Bliss

Bliss@Choiceband***I'm Naughty *****
Naughty(+Att -SpDef)
EVs: 252 Att/252 Spd
-Focuspunch
-Double Edge(with that huge HP the recoil will be like ****)
-Earthquake
-Shadowball/Irontail

in the correct hands its 195 attack is the pwn
 
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