: HahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA!
: You son of a freakin' bitch...
: Okay. I won't let this happen. *psssh!*
: Huh? What?
: You. Murder that lame slug with THUNDERBOLT!
: Uh... alright. *thunderbolts*
: Hahahaha-*gets hit by Thunderbolt* GAAAAAAAAAAH-led.
: ...No.
: Well you lost. Gimme your TM.
: NO. Okay, I lost to some KID who so happened to be that dumbass who..... okay. Screw that. Let me pay you back from last time.
: Wait... are you going to push me into the swimming pool?
: Yes, but this time, the
hard way. *points gun*
: SHIT NO!
: *hears a ringing* Hey guys stop. *picks up his phone* Alright sir... what? Singer?
: Yes! It's me! I don't know what happened, but I... I mean WE are kidnapped! We all were going out for a snack, and then pow, we got thrown into a bag and... AGH!
: Why did you guys leave the gym, WHY!?
: *sniff* I d-don't know master... But we a-are... ugh... just-
: PUT THAT STUPID RECTANGLE DOWN YOU ASSDICK OR I WILL KICK YOU IN YOUR STAR-BALLS.
: Fuck it just gimme that fucking phone! *snatches phone* Joshua?
: Wait... you too?
: And me! We all got kidnapped by a weirdo!
: I am not a weirdo. I am Sgt. Homework. You say that is a silly name ONE MORE TIME and I will make you suffer until your spider baslls come out.
: I am not a damn guy! Ugh!
: Okay, nobody mistreats half of my team like that. *puts down the phone* Guys, let's get moving!
: What? Uh, okay?
: If you don't come with me then I-
: I'll do it okay! Ugh, just because I... nevermind. Bah.
: Guys, this is a team effort! Let's go!
---
: This place seems familiar...
: That's where I
think they are. Everything else is inaccessible due to Rock smash.
: Well, let's just enter the cave already! *rushes in*
: Well okay. Off we go, guys!
---
: Hmmmm.
: Stop spying on us!
: Maybe not, little bug.
: Yeah sure. Your just some lameass with a hideous looking cap wearing way too small pants, and have a vest that makes poor people look like the president.
: Well, this is simply my going out clothes. *changes clothes*
: There ya go. Happy now?
: Well you still look like some pop star went through a melting machine, and then this was the result.
: Offend me all you like. All I care is that the fact your trainer is a stupid idiot who beat me up for no reason and is apparently enemies with my boss so you all are automatically my enemies because you all belong to him.
: Well good news. I have no idea what you are talking about. My trainer has always been very kind to me, and I have never EVER seen him beat up a random person mercilessly before.
: Oooh, what do we have here, a shitty-ass newbie?
: JUST SHUT UP! Before I joined this team... I was just a regular old mon, who lived a regular old life.
: What?
: Just... stop. I used to be just... ugh... I.... no.
: Hey, please don't be upset. It's okay to get a little homesick.
: I guess getting into verbal fights aren't my thing...
: HA! Called it, let's see the damage I can deal to you! Deston!
: Hai fellahs! Do ya wannuh plae?
: No, NO! I mean Deston, DESTON, not Daston!
: Hah? Wa dun't ya wan't me tuh plae?
: Because NO! *spanks Daston hard* Go, Deston! Teach these fucks a lesson!
: Sure thiiiiiing masssterrr.... *grins evilly*.
: A frail-lookin' electric fox? Let's see how he can deal with a fighting mushroom.
: Good that you mentioned that. Distun!
: HEY GUYS LETS PLAY!
: ...Oops...
---
: Owchie :'(. *collapses*
: Ugh! You son of a bastard! Get lost!
: Yeah, that's what you guys get for messing with my team. who's next?
: Me. Yo. *summons his next poke*
: Scdmkfjermso.
: What the... oh no...
: Your feeling sad about that death, right?
: I... uhhh, let's SKIP THIS ONE AND JUST MOVE ON! *climbs the ladder*
: Hey wait up! *flies up*
: Ugh.... *climbs the ladder as well*
: ....*flies up*
---
: You guys think it is so FUCKING funny to mess with others HUH?
: Look, I have no idea what you guys are talking about with my trainer beating up others! *Thunder*
: *dashes in front of Distun and tanks the Thunder* Oops. Myyyyyyy baaaaad....
: Okay! This is too much!
: Well said, metal star. Go, Dostan!
: *pounds his muscular fists together* Try me. I have an attack boosting nature, an ability that DOUBLES that stat, and I carry your worst nightmare of an attack: FIRE PUNCH.
: Wait, an attack that all THREE of us are weak to? That's too much!
: Maybe your brain is too little to realise how cool we are.
: FUCK YOU! *Leaf blades Dostan*
: Heh, too little. *pounds a fiery spank*
: *ssssssss* AAAAAAAGHHH!
: Or how about your little insect pal *jumps and kicks with a fiery little kick*
: Agh! Ugh!
: Well, it sssseeeeems like you allll are no mach for uuuusssssss-*gets squished on by Joshua*
: GUYS! Is anyone hurt? Crap crap crap...
: Hey. Want to mess with my teammates? You mess with me.
: Wait... something that ISN'T weak to my kickass fire moves?
: Or howabout someone who can hit you super effectively?
: Well I'm here. And I repeat what the bat said.
: Nonsense! Guys! These punks think they are better than us!
: *rises up from the ground* Whatssss thhhhaaaat aagggaain?
: Oh yeah well I'm gonna GIVE THEM THE BEATING OF THEIR LIFE!
: Let's see about that! *punches Dostan repeatedly in the face*
: OW OW OW! Stop it you fat asshole!
: Here you fucker! Eat wing attack!
: AGH STOP IT YOU!
: I guess... here, have a Night shade. You're welcome.
: Waiiittt..... NOOOOOOOOOO-*gets banished in the shadows*
: Agh! You killed Deston!
: Well that's nice to hear! Have a psychic gorilla carcass! *tosses Dostan's fainted body at Sgt. Homework*
: The fuck!?
: Yeah, let's face it, you will never beat us! You will-*gets hit by a force*
: Chii!?
: AAAAGHHHH! *falls onto the rocks*
: Ha! Take THAT! You will never beat SOMETHING BETTER THAN YOU FUCKERS!
: Good job Distun. Let's teleport together, shall we?
: Sure thing- *get his by a rock* GAH! *faints*
: Agh, you!- Wait... boss?
: Yeah, It's me. AQH, let's get out of here.
: Sure thing master. *teleports*
: Chii... how could they do this to us......
: Sooo... are we getting out now?