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Kill The Person Above You With Anything! ( Beware~ )

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*snaps fingers* *the room poopnoodle is in fills with poisonous green fumes* let the games begin
 
*cuts off eyelids* There, no more blinking. *ties up, soaks in gasoline, lights on fire*
 
*stangles with a wet noodle* dont know how its possible, but whatev
 
*eats noodle right before she dies* ..sry bout that

*throws in a tree shredder*
 
*grabs on to noodle's arm* homicide + suicide. im taking you with me! *into the tree shredder we go!*
 
Noooo! I had so much to live for.

*ties Stilletto's ghost in a bag and throws into the ocean* Good riddance! >:0
 
*drinks tsunami* Yummy :3

Since you used so much water to create that tsunami, looks like there's not much left in the world. :/ So, *everyone including Stilletto dies from dehydration*
 
* bakes a cake and puts poison on it then give it to the person above me *
 
*Gives hug to ^*
"In exactly 5 secconds your body will give in to overload of awkwardness. You will die in 3..2..1..dead!"
XD
 
* forces you to kill yourself. *

Pretty simple. C:
 
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