King of the Hill

[Gerokunz]

Gary Johnson kick you! Now I'm a King of the Hill! Wanna be a Queen? xD

 

[Icy Burn]

I go back to the past in my time machine that I made with the help of my pet sheep, I then kill you, I then come back to normal time and everything is all messed up, except the hill. I then take the hill and laugh a deep, evil laugh.

HA HA HA! It's all mine, you get my jelly beans?

 

[Blaze42]

I stuff your face with chocolate, which makes you obese, which means you're no longer fit to rule the hill.

My hill,

 

[Icy Burn]

I hydro pump vomit all over your face from all of the chocolate. You then die of sick-intake.

My hill, woo, woo!

 

[Blaze42]

I begin the zombie apocalypse, and everyone becomes a zombie but me.

THIS. IS. MY HILL!!!!

 

[Arcturus.]

I convince you to let me take the hill.

The hill is mine now.

 

[PokemonGiratinaX]

I convince you to let me take the hill.

The hill is mine now.

I'am ordering Kyurem to use Glaciate and freeze you. Now! The hill is mine!

 

[Blaze42]

I summon Leviathin.

dis hill be mine.

 

[Altomare]

I use geass on you. The hill is mine now.

 

[Blaze42]

I summon the Titans from Greek Mythology.

My hill, it is.