@ Greg... 3:30 pm or so
@ Tabby... indeed I am v.v; RIP Mr Cup <3
@ Toto...
Once you've heard a sound, where does the sound go?
Into the cardboard box
What colour is a chameleon?
Invisible
In a light tight room from where light cannot escape, when you turn off the light bulb, where does the light that filled the room go?
The caterpillars eat it
Why is it called the Afterlife when it's really Afterdeath?
It's... it's... er... both I guess XD
Why is it called Afterdark when it's really Afterlight?
Don't know
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Unsliced bread
Why do 24/7 stores have locks fitted to the doors?
The 24/7 means "Locks fitted 24/7"
Why are soapsuds always white?
I thought they were violet 00
Why do Superheroes wear tights?
oh, that's what they wear XD
If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy why does he stop talking when humans are around?
Because he's scared of them~
If humans evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?
Cause... cause... we didn't evolve from apes, we evolved from grass XD
Who filmed Neil Armstrong's first step on the moon?
The moon cheese XD
If humans left the earth, would Time cease to exist?
Where would we go after we left the earth? 0o;;
Why do Psychics keep sending me spam, don't they know I'm not interested?
In the future they see caterpillars logging into your inbox and using the spam to find out their future =P
What was the root of all evil before money?
The ancestors of the person/s who invented money XDF
Who cut off Mickey's tail?
Mickey? x.x Whadda? XD
If we all stopped voting, would the politicians go away?}
No, they'd spend all their time forcing us to vote XD
What seeds were used for seedless grapes?
None, I thought seedless grapes were sown from French fries =P
Why do kids always make the wrong comment at the wrong time in front of the wrong people?
It's like our job xD