Let's Shatter and Scatter Dreams !!

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There you are, but you have a compatiblity error. How a pity.

I wish I could learn all my text books in a while.
 
Granted, but the information within your textbooks will all turn out to be faulty and outdated and you shall never be able to erase it from your mind.

I wish I was any good at art.
 
Granted, but I'm afraid you are in an unfortunate accent resulting in loss of both your hands.

I wish had teh superpowers.
 
Here you are, but you don't have any thing for drawing/painting.

Eww...Your superpowers kill yourself.

I wish the next poster to have a seizure while watching TV.
 
Not granted. TV is our friend.

I wish school would let you wear large earrings.
 
There you are, but in exchange talking is not allowed.

I wish my DS to have Multiplayer compatibility with Emerald.
 
Can not be granted in this timeline (try going to the future...)

I wish I could travel through time...
 
Granted, but you go to the past and the machine explodes

I wish for Pizza!
 
Granted, but you only get the pizza base, since you didn't specify.

I wish I could verse the same people in bowling every week.
 
Granted, but the monster turns out to be a robot and kicks your butt everytime!

I wish *fart* That *Fart* I could *Fart* Stop *Fart* Farting. *Fart*
 
Granted, but now you'll start burping.

I wish I was amused.
 
Granted, but your so ammused you start laughing in class and get 4 days OSS for it!


I wish i had a huge glass of Dasani Rasberry flavord water
 
Not granted, Instead you get a Flava, which is a creation of fire and lava, being a Quilava, with red water on top it's head.

I wish I didn't have to have lunch now.
 
Granted. but you don't have lunch for the next 5 weeks and die of starvation

I wish my DS was edible
 
Granted, but it will taste like metal, eww.

I wish something big would happen.
 
Granted. However a The captail Hill falls on your head! Ouch!

I wish i could speak japaneese
 
Granted, but you would sound weird with another accent.

I wish I had good ideas for something.
 
Granted, but that idea blew up the whole universe

I wish I was the Best Farter ever!
 
Granted, but you aren't allowed to show/tell anybody.

I wish both my radio's worked.
 
Granted, but they played so loud that they deafened you.

I wish that humans lived forever.
 
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