Locked in a small house!

I've weathered psychic blasts and Firey pits. Your dynamite cannot protect you! Prepare for a beat down! I challenge you to checkers! Right here!...ah who am I kidding. Time for a slashing! Muahahahaha! *purple aura surrounds body*
 
*steps out again* Hmmmmmm....No red checkers. I have an idea! *places satchels on the checkerboard* THAT should work...*runs back in the linen closet and bomb-proofs the door*
 
I hate checkers there is no way I'd accept
 
Step back a little...I changed my mind...hee hee...
 
*paints the refrigerator green and stick I sign that says do not touch on it and jumps inside of it*
 
You think a fridge can save you? *claws dig through the metal* Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's Cybex!
 
*falls asleep on the pile of stuff again*
 
*turns into a cartoon charachter*now i'm invincibile nothing can stop cartoons
 
Yeah there is. A GIAnT PENCIL! Time to get 'erased'!
 
*wakes up and walks out of the closet* Cartoon character, huh? *cartoon mallet appears* Let's play Whack-A-Mole, NWN style! *chases obelisk-kun with the mallet*
 
*runs like hell*what did i ever do to you
 
You tried to enter MY linen closet! *starts whacking obelisk-kun* AND you woke me up!
 
I didn't want to be painted green! If I wanted to be painted a color, it would be GRAY! Now PAINT ME GRAY!!!
 
Stupid mallet...*takes out W.A.S.P and turns it into a cartoon form* Now where did he go...?
 
Ah...you paint me gray at someother time...I'm taking a nap. Back to teh bunkbed.
 
EAT ROCKET, WANNA-BE CLOSET THEIF! *starts firing at obelisk-kun*
 
O_o;; I guess a lot of things happen in 2 hours. o.x; Ah well. *gets on laptop and surfs Internet* BTW, I have a piccy of my person. You don't want to cross her. XD
 
offtopic:my guy isn't even human
**** you just go to sleep*crawls into the refrigerater and sleeps*
 
*falls out of the refrigerator*
offtopic [PokeCommunity.com] Locked in a small house! I'm the dragon
 
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