Locked in a small house!

that reminds me*grabs yami bakura*your like a thief king now tell me how you escape places like this
 
Me: *waves pictures of Riku and Risa around* TURN BACK, DANGIT!

Daisuke: Must... not.... look!

Me: Risarisarisarisa.

Daisuke: I like Riku now!

Me: Okay then, Rikurikurikurikurikurikurikurikurikurikurikuriku...

Daisuke: *turns his back to me*

Me: Satoshisatoshisatoshisatoshisatoshisatoshisatoshisatoshi.

Daisuke: *Dark* T_T

Dark: *yawn* what?

Me: Tell me how to get out of here!

Dark: Whatev. *pockets a small decorative vase on the table*
 
Y.Bakura:I tried to escape here, but I'm trapped.
Me:That's a surprise.
Yami:Just like it was when I couldn't disappear to get out but appear to get in.
Me:This place is messed up.
 
me:tell me or i'll fry you
yami bakura:*jumps out the window*
 
me:*jumps out the window but is pushed back in*
static :IT's great to have the power of elictricity
me:who the hell are you
static:the great hero of dakota ciy
me:you frikin liar
 
Static:*shocks obelsik*
Me:That wasn't nice! He was nice!
Yami:Actually, I thought he was annoying. *runs*
Me:*chases*
 
me:*burns yami yugi*
static:*shocks me*
me:stop it!
 
Me:Hey! I'm the only one who can hurt Yami! Static! More shocking!
Static:*shocks oebelisk-kun*
Yami:Glad I'm not too hurt...
 
me:I'm leaving somebody get me out of here
static:I could blow up the house
me:didn't you read the rules no blowing up the house
 
Me: *Dead body is just hanging there*
Bakura: Did my other self do that much damage?
Me: *wakes up* OMG! ITS BAKURA! *dies at his feet*
Bakura: Ummm... whoops. *sees the half-eaten toilet* Hey! Is that a chicken flavored toilet? Looks good. *goes off to eat it*
Me: *comes back to life* Now all we need is Hikari--
Satoshi: *Satoshi Hikari/Hiwitari enters door* I'll get you Dark!
Me: Satoshi! *restrains* Nooo! You are the coolest character out of DNAngel! *ties to toilet*
 
me:*chases bakura* my cheken toilet you fool
 
Bakura: *runs by me*
Me: No running! *grabs his shirt collar and drags him back to the toilet* Now, this is where Hiwitari and you stay! *ties him to the toilet like Satoshi*
Satoshi & Bakura: Let us go! Creepy little girl!
 
*finishes off the chiken toilet*
 
Me: This house is insane.
Yami:As are you.
Me:I shall ignore any further complaints. If you have a complaint please direct it to the proper office. *sits down to watch Yugioh eppys*
Yami:*sits*
Me: I better not hear dueling comments!
Yami: Please direct you complaints to the proper office. *snicker*
Me:*clench fists*
 
me:*sits down to yugioh eppys*
 
Me:I'll start with when Battle City starts!
Yami:*rolls eyes*
Me:Hey look! *sees Yugi duel possesed Bandit Kieth* And then you were so helpless.
Yami:*glares*
Me:Oh, Machine monsters, that must mean Yugi actually figured out he's dueling Kieth!
Yami:Yugi can hear ya know.
Me: So?
Yami:He's tougher than he looks.
Me:Yeah, if he can beat you,King of Games, in the last episode.
Yami:Not what I meant!
 
me:*grabs yami bakura*send her to the shadow realm or i'll eat you
yami bakura:*sends yami's girl to the shadow realm*
 
*eyes light up* Satoshi's here?!

*starts going crazy thinking up ways to make him turn into Krad*
 
You just ate the toilet they were tied to... No! You ate the rope!
Bakura & Hiwitari: Yay! We're free! *they try to walk out door*
Me: Nope. We can't leave this house. *drags them back*
Both: GACK! *they start to sob* Let us go!
Me: *gives them reinforced steel dog collars* Mheheheheh...*put the collars super tight around their necks*
Both: What are you doing?! Leave us alone!
Me: *gets reinforced steel chain and fixes it to cieling* Okay. Now you can't get away from me! *dies at their feet*
Bakura: Dogs?...
Satoshi: Dark! C'mon! We're semi friends! Gt me out!
Dark: No way.
 
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