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[The Last One]

Mad Lips always was always my best friend when I was bored
The thing to do is answer the blanks in the Mad Lips sheet posted above you.. and then post your own.. remember spoilers are your friend xD I'll go first ( and remeber.. make it funny please xD )

Sam was a/an ____.
He loved to go to ____.
Where he could ____ out with other ___.
He liked to ____ when he was ____.
This is the story of Sam the ____.


( have fun xD )

 

[Gymnotide]

Mad-Libs, not mad-lips.
Anyway, the proper way to do this is to make the next poster compile a list of nouns / verbs / adjectives, etc. BEFORE they see the sentence...

So you would say (using [spoiler]spoiler tags[/spoiler]):

[jq]

Spoiler:

Sam was a/an (1).
He loved to go to (2).
Where he could (3) with other (4).
He liked to (5) when he was (6).
This is the story of Sam the (7).

(1) Noun (thing)
(2) Noun (place)
(3) Verb or action phrase
(4) Plural form of #1
(5) Verb or action phrase
(6) Adjective (state of being)
(7) Same as #1[/jq]

And the next poster would be like

(1) Can of deodorant
(2) The baguette shop down the street
(3) Pee on fire hydrants
(4) Cans of deodorant
(5) Do math
(6) Round
(7) Can of deodorant

And THEN look at the spoiler and fill in the blanks.

Sam was a can of deodorant.
He loved to go to the baguette shop down the street.
Where he could pee on fire hydrants with other cans of deodorant.
He liked to do math when he was round.
This is the story of Sam the can of deodorant.

Eh, I just have no sense of humor.

 

[The Last One]

ok.. I was just trying to make a trivia game that would be fun

Spoiler:

The alligator liked to eat (1) every (2).
When he was done,
He would clean his teeth with (3)
Before bed he would always (4),
And he would dream of (5)

1.noun
2.time/day
3.noun
4.verb
5.verb/noun

 

[Gymnotide]

ok.. I was just trying to make a trivia game that would be fun

Spoiler:

The alligator liked to eat (1) every (2).
When he was done,
He would clean his teeth with (3)
Before bed he would always (4),
And he would dream of (5)

1.noun
2.time/day
3.noun
4.verb
5.verb/noun

lol, except leave the numbers outside of the spoiler box so people can see them without looking at the original madlib XD

1. Cement mixer
2. Friday
3. Computer desk
4. Flail
5. Fishing

The alligator liked to eat cement mixers every Friday.
When he was done,
He would clean his teeth with computer desks.
Before bed he would always flail
And he would dream of fishing.

Wat.

Spoiler:

Yesterday I went to the (1) that's located just behind (2). I was looking for (3), but unfortunately all I found was a (4). Out of frustration, I (5) my (6) and (7) it until it fell off. Now that I'm sitting here without a (8), I sort of regret it, but whatever. Life is a (9).

(1) Location
(2) Location OR Specific thing
(3) Thing(s) OR Person/People
(4) Thing
(5) Verb (past tense)
(6) Body part
(7) Verb (past tense)
(8) Same as #6
(9) Thing OR Profession

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Yesterday I went to the China that's located just behind in my pants. I was looking for Britney Spears, but unfortunately all I found was a cube. Out of frustration, I stole my skin and broke it until it fell off. Now that I'm sitting here without a skin, I sort of regret it, but whatever. Life is a lawyer.
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Ooh what a fun gamee.

Spoiler:

Tomorrow I'm going to go back to the (1) and ask for (2) for (3) my (4). I also need to buy some (5) from (6) which according to (7) will cost (8) but maybe I can just take (9) and expect the rest of the money to be returned from the (10).

1) A place
2) A way to get money / services.
3) Action
4) A body part OR an important item
5) Anything
6) Another place, different from (1)
7) Person / Name / Relative
8) Amount of money
9) Amount of money, different from (8)
10) Same as (2)

 

[A Pixy]

Tomorrow I'm going to go back to Mt. Moon and ask for Hitman jobs for spitting my left nostril. I also need to buy some ducks from Teppelin which according to Count Chocula will cost...

ONE MILLION DOLLARS...

but maybe I can just take 3 cents and expect the rest of the money to be returned from the Hitman jobs.

Spoiler:

I went to the (1) so I could get some (2) when (3) showed up and demanded I (4). I refused and he pulled out his (5), but (6) showed up and (7) EVERYWHERE. I managed to run to the nearest (8), but not before I (9). It was a (10) night.

(1). Place
(2). Thing
(3). Person
(4). Verb
(5). Something that can fit in a coat/pocket/holster etc.
(6). Person, different from (3)
(7). Verb
(8). Place, different from (1)
(9). Verb
(10). Adjective

 

[beauty. proletariat]

I went to the barbieland so I could get some barbie when barbie showed up and demanded I play. I refused and he pulled out his barbie doll, but ken showed up and played EVERYWHERE. I managed to run to the nearest kenland, but not before I played. It was a barbie-ish night.

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BARBIEEEH.

Spoiler:

So like, (1) showed up at my place last night and whipped out his (2). The (2) went crazy and started (3)ing everything. Then I got angry so I released (4) from my (5) and it bit (2)'s (6) off.

1) person
2) pokemon
3) pokemon move
4) another pokemon
6) body part

 

[A Pixy]

So like, Duke Devlin showed up at my place last night and whipped out his BLASTOOOOOOIIIIIIIIISE. The BLASTOOOOOOIIIIIIIIISE went crazy and started Tail Whiping everything. Then I got angry so I released Dunsparce from my left ventricle and it bit BLASTOOOOOOIIIIIIIIISE's BRAIN STEM, BRAIN STEM off.

Spoiler:

So, I was walking down the (1) when, out of the (2), (3) showed up with his/her's enormous, gigantic, huge, pulsating, (4), veiny (5). It was so (6) I almost (7). Unfortunately, I passed out onto a (8). When I woke up, I was in a (9). It was nice.

(1). Noun
(2). Noun
(3). Person
(4). Adjective
(5). Noun
(6). Adjective
(7). Past-tense verb
(8). Noun
(9). Place

 

[jigglyppuff8]

So, I was walking down the Root Beer Bar when, out of the barrel, Dr. Pepper showed up with his/her's enormous, gigantic, huge, pulsating, 21-flavored, veiny straw. It was so glorious I almost genuflected. Unfortunately, I passed out onto a coffee truck. When I woke up, I was in a coffee can. It was nice.

Spoiler:

(1) is a (2), though it isn't currently known which specific category they actually belongs to. (3) guards the entrance to the (4) along with (5). (6) is known for their (7) mastery of (8).
During the events of (9), (10) bravely fought against (11) but (12) failed.

(1) Proper Noun
(2) Noun
(3) Same as 1
(4) Place
(5) Noun
(6) Same as 1
(7) Adjective
(8) Verb
(9) Event
(10) Same as 1
(11) Noun
(12) Adverb

 

[A Pixy]

Hugh Jackman is a chicken-nugget, though it isn't currently known which specific category they actually belongs to. Hugh Jackman guards the entrance to the underside of the toilet seat along with Bowser. Hugh Jackman is known for their Santoryu mastery of flipping.
During the events of Arbor Day, Hugh Jackman bravely fought against The Hero of Time but painfully failed.

Spoiler:

(1) is the (2) (3) on the face of (4). He/She runs around the City of (5) before he/she stabs (6). He/She enjoys doing it, but something was always missing. (7). So he/she ran to the (8), got some, and started his/her stabbing spree. 'Twas fun.

(1). Person
(2). Adjective
(3). Noun
(4). Planet
(5). Noun
(6). Another Person
(7). Noun
(8). Place