Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted
now your arm hurts

I wish my pet Rock Joshua was alive ;n;

 

[Gazza]

granted but he actually hates ninjas and leaves you XD

i wish i had a pet rock

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted but I steal him, and I name him Steve :>

I wish i had a clone :D
Because more rey is always needed

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but the government dissects you and your clone.

I wish I had an ENGLISH version of HG/SS RIGHT FRICHEN NOW!

 

[Gazza]

granted but you kill each other in a fight to see whoo is the more domminent rey

steve rocks XD


denied wait like everyone else

i wish for a choo choo train

 

[ReyRey-Pyon]

Granted But I like choo choo trains, so me an steve steal it in the night


I wish for sparkles :D

 

[Gazza]

granted but the sparkles blind you and i steal steve and the choo choo train

i wish rey would dissapear and stealing my things

 

[KUROXFAI]

Granted but u end up in an alternate reality where rey is king

i wish i had less of cold ramen and vanilla pudding fer dinner

 

[Gazza]

Granted but now you're only allowed a glass of water and a slice of bread

i wish i had a million wishes

 

[KUROXFAI]

Denied cuz i can

i wish i was the center of the world

 

[Gazza]

granted but you got too hot and really badly sunburned


i wish for my old laptop back

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but its dead ;n;

i wish to be the gods Osiris and Bastet

 

[Polizard]

Granted my u lost all ur powers similar to god of war 2

I wish i built a time machine that worked

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but it malfunctions and turns u into a 3monthold fer eternity

i wish i wasnt u

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but now you are Paris Hilton.

I wish I has Assassin's Creed III!

 

[Code]

Granted, but it doesn't work since you need a PS 4 to play it.

I wish I could fly! XD

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Yep. But your fate would be identical to what happened to Icarus.

I wish for some *┴æ─Γ╞c◘╝Θ|U.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but you cannot understand the true form of *┴æ─Γ╞c◘╝Θ|U's attack.

I wish for some Hotdogs

 

[Gazza]

granted but they where made from real dogs

i wish for a chupa chup

 

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but the flavor was earwax

I wish i could think of a wish.