Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[spike6958]

uhh you didn't make a wish.

I wish i was the key to dooms day

Granted, but you have been turned into a Zombie and have uncontrollably attacked your family and friends and turned them.

I wish i had the cheese burger i just ate again...

 

[Forever Forbidden]

Not granted, I ate it.

I wish i had a wish.

 

[spike6958]

Granted but you can only wish for a horribly painful death.

I wish for the cheese burger you ate of mine to be the cause of your horrible painful death.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Granted but you also go bye-bye.

I wish that I was Barrack Obama.

 

[spike6958]

Granted but you have to become friends with Bush...

I wish i was in-charge of creating the 5th generation of Pokémon.

 

[Shiny Umbreon]

Granted but no handheld console will be released for at least 10 years. >8D

I wish I had a Jirachi to make more wishes.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It corrupts your wishes too.

I wish I had a computer with large amounts of storage and good processing power.

 

[Gunners]

Granted but you forgot to get an anti-virus and you got a virus

I wish, i wish for um a um gun?

 

[moments.]

Granted but it is permanently stuck pointing at down your pants.

I wish for a car!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I hope you enjoy your grand, old, Ford Model T!!!

I wish my package would arrive already.

 

[ruby]

Granted, but it gets caught in your zipper.

I want the tooth fairy to answer my calls.

 

[Gunners]

granted, but she takes out all your teeth in the most horribly way possible.

I wish for good GCSE's lol?

 

[NoBel_ToKYo ™]

Granted, But learning support facilities in school intervene and you spend your life in there.

I wish that i was a fairy princess (XD this'll be interesting)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You're a boring, uninteresting fairy princess in a boring, uninteresting world.

I wish I knew how many licks it really takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

 

[Reck]

Granted. But at the last lick your tug won't be able to taste anything ever again.

I wish i were the best snare drummer in the world.

 

[Callandor]

Granted. But at the last lick your tug won't be able to taste anything ever again.

I wish i were the best snare drummer in the world.

Granted!
But there are no more drums of any kind left in the world.

I wish my RP would be accepted already.

 

[Forever Forbidden]

granted, but the system goes horribly corrupt and only your RP is lost.

I wish for a perfect, non-corrupted day in which nothing but the ordinary and goodness of life occurs.

 

[Shiny Umbreon]

Granted. Be prepared for the next days, though...

I wish I didn't have to sleep. Would save a lot of time. xD

 

[Forever Forbidden]

granted. but you become mad with boredom.

i wish for an evil ducky.

 

[Yume Tsuki]

Granted and the duck killed you ._.'

I wish my duck nightmares stop..