Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Grålle]

Granted but I ate your arms.

I wish I was taller.

 

[chaos11011]

Granted, but your taller then the atmosphere, this dying from lack of oxygen.

I wish to go to UK and meet my favorite singer.

 

[E.C.]

Granted, but your taller then the atmosphere, this dying from lack of oxygen.

I wish to go to UK and meet my favorite singer.

Granted, but your favorite singer is actually in mexico,

i wish this thread would be closed. :)

 

[GaXeL]

Granted, but in mother russia! Thread close yoo.

I wish for a bad wish

 

[E.C.]

Granted, but instead you get a good wish.

i wish for someone to grant my wish.

 

[TJgamer]

Granted. But you get me, the wickedest wish granter ever!

I wish plants could grow more quickly.

 

[E.C.]

granted, but when plants grow more quickly, they die much faster.

i wish for a new computer.

 

[mishy.]

Granted. However, you can't access the internet with it, no matter what you do. Also the sound doesn't work, and you can't install games onto it.

I wish for a Dr. Pepper.

 

[MeerFall]

granted but it is out of date

I wish i had a real life umbreon

 

[E.C.]

Granted, but someone wishes for a real life team rocket and steals your umbreon.

i wish for mc donalds, i havent eaten. xD

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but i ate it

 

[E.C.]

Granted, wait, did you even make a wish????

 

[MeerFall]

no but nether did you... sorry

i wish that i had the latest copy of the official nintendo magazine

 

[Babebraham]

Granted And suprisingly enough nothing bad happens!

I wish That I had Pokemon White.

 

[E.C.]

granted, but its actually a pirated pokemon white and the graphics suck .
i wish for more pokemon episodes.

 

[Babebraham]

granted, but its actually the official playstation magazine (if there is such thing)

i wish for more pokemon episodes.

You broke my Post! How dare you!

 

[E.C.]

You broke my Post! How dare you!

Granted, wait, you didnt make a wish either.

i wish that you cant make a wish.

 

[MeerFall]

Granted but i make another account that allowed me to wish :D

I wish i was a pokemon ranger

 

[Meduza]

Granted but your Styler doesn't work.

I wish the weather could always be nice.

 

[TJgamer]

Wish granted.
But a legendary beast attacks and is out of your control.

I wish for a Muk to gobble up all the pollution on the earth.