Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED!!!

Also, Korovan, read up. No one can deny my wishes. I repeat my wish: Now I wish that everyone could deny 98monkey1's wishes. And due to that other wish that I made and you granted, you can't deny this one, 98money1. I truly am pure evil.

 

[Barney.]

Denied

Yeah make a wish.

Also read up.

I am not 98money1

I wish you would not try to deny me.

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED!!! (lol). Also this is the wish I'm talking about: I wish no one could deny me or 98monkey1's wishes

It was granted and never got rid off. My wish AGAIN: Now I wish that everyone could deny 98monkey1's wishes. And due to that other wish that I made and you granted, you can't deny this one, 98money1. I truly am pure evil.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Denied, cause my genie is the best, so I win.

I wish people would stop making wishes that screw up the game! (I'm looking at you, monkey and Harry!)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Now you're a doctor who has to treat a car accident patient who has deep lacerations in his sternum... WHERE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER HIS BODY!!! THEY'RE SHOOTING X-RAY BEAMS FROM THEIR RADIOACTIVE SUPERCORES! USE YOU ZAPPY GUN TO STOP THEM!

I wish being a doctor could be that awesome.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

(WHAT THE HELL?)

Granted. Unfortunately, the aliens are immune to the zappy gun and destroy earth.

I wish that I had a fry-up!

 

[Harry Blue5]

Actually, I was going to do a tricky situation where I quoted an earlier wish stopping people from making those wishes in which I would end up unblocking my earlier ones, making everything normal. Oh well, I probably was the only one who was keeping track of wishes....

Granted, but you trip on a stone and get fried.

I wish for a monkey.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, here's your Aipom... and now he's gone :).

I wish that I had a quarter.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. You choke on the quarter then die.
I wish Harry Blue5 couldn't post any wishes :)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. He can't post any more wishes in SWF's Wish Corrupter. This one's fine though.

I wish that I knew the lyrics to memory P.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but just once you think you've got it all memorized you forget it.

I wish that I could be in two places at one time.

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted but those are the places you hate most. The others don't work.

I wish For turkey!

 

[salmence33]

granted,It's a boy and tries to eat the head off any human female

i wish for a banana

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's one of those old bananas from about 2000 years ago that had hard, inedible seeds in them because they weren't domesticated.

I wish for Awesome.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. I am now awesome.

I wish for 3 wishes in my next post in this exact topic in this exact forum in this exact universe and that my wishes can never be denied by anyone and no one can wish for my wishes to be unwished nor the ability to be denied again. (People shouldn't be denying wishes anyways.) MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[98monkey1]

Denied. (Haha, it says on the first post of this thread that we can deny wishes)

I wish people would stop coming up with these crazy wishes.

 

[Netto Azure]

Denied. Crazy wishes make the world go 'round
I wish I had a machine that can go to another Parallel Universe. =D

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's one where everyone enjoys nachos and nothing else.

I wish I had some nachos.

 

[Pidove Flying]

Granted but your mouth disappears.

I with i had a little panther kitten. =3

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but she grows up quickly and eats you.

I wish that I was the one who saved BPR from the panther.