Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Ashbox]

ok...but everyone you touch dies....[including yourself]

i wish for pudding

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it's Rice Pudding and I eat it ALL up because I love Rice Pudding :3

I wish for an Acronym :3

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Already granted. It was something clever too, but I forgot it :3.

I wish this was revived sooner.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted! It never died so your wish was wasted! (By the way I made that wish just because of that note :3)

I wish for a quarter-pound of steak!

 

[Ashbox]

ok.....but it has mad cow disease O_O

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. After you eat your pudding, you walk out the door and breath in the fresh air and let it out just because the day's so great. Then that breath deters the path of a nearby butterfly and it gets in the way of a little kid's face. The incident left him with a morbid fear of bugs for the rest of his life. When he went to high school, he failed science since he got squeamish and fainted every time bugs were brought in. Unable to get a proper job, he resorted to working at a fast food joint. Since he had nowhere better to be, he always was the only one on the night shift since no one else wanted it before. One really late night, a man comes in and orders a meal. With this new nourishment, the man finds new revitalization and vows to reach his destination earlier than he initially intended. Once he got there, he accidentally dropped a penny, but paid it no mind since he wanted to take a nap. The penny then found its way into a nearby sewer system. By mere chance, the penny managed to not get filtered out of the water when it was treated. Then the water was sent out to where they were needed. The batch of water contaminated with the penny was sent to the nearby pudding factory. Due to small oversight, the penny managed to find its way into a pack of pudding. Nobody caught it. Then one day, a little girl eating pudding swallowed the penny and was hospitalized for 3 weeks. Her parents filed a lawsuit against the pudding company and won the case, shutting down the factory. This lead others to FDA to question the safety of pudding and pudding production halted and all of it was recalled. No pudding was left anywhere.

I wish for a pony named Honeysparkles!!!

 

[Exiled~Shadow]

Granted, but Honeysparkles is covered in honey and glitter, so when you sit on her you get stuck to the saddle.

I wish for a brand new toaster!

 

[kingofjokers]

granted but it doesn't toast poptarts
i wish for waffles

 

[koopacrazy]

but its poisened
I Wish I Had All Lvl 100 Pokemon

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it doesn't matter anyway since D/P/Pt wi-fi lets you auto-level to lv. 100 for battles. Shoddybattle says hi too. Also, the game gets boring because all you do is own everything without any effort and that isn't very fun.

I wish that I didn't have to use ice to cool down my water atm.

 

[Frequency]

Granted, but the only move they know is tackle.

I wish for a Ford GT. THAT CAR ROCKS.

 

[Ochigi]

Granted,but it exploded..

I wish for a poisonous mushroom!

 

[The Apprentice™]

Granted but then it poisons you.

I wish I have the power to control peoples mind

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, you have to control all of them. ALL OF THEM. ALL 6.4 BILLION.

I wish for a neutron telescope.

 

[Kindo]

granted but then it explodes
i wish for a perfect life where nothing bad can ever go wrongin anyother way

 

[Yume Tsuki]

Granted but after a while you were bored by this life but could never undo it ;'D

I wish for an awesome animated froslass image :3

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it's only 13 x 13 px.

I wish for a lighter jacket.

 

[Frequency]

Granted. You realize that it's so light you jump for joy, then float into space.
I wish my PS2 didn't scratch my games.

 

[The Apprentice™]

Granted but now your ps2 breaks your game.

I wish for all Pokemon games.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. All of their internal batteries are dead. Except for Trozei's. Because Trozei's awesome.

I wish for 9.