Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted.......

However when he steps on the front of the stage he gets shocked so bad it kills him.

I wish that i was a ruler.
 
you got your wish, but then you threw up and then you were hungry again! XD

i wish reaper121 would stay hungry foreva!
 
Granted, Congratulations! You have been promoted from HUMAN to PRIVATE GOD SAMURAI ALCHEMIST. You will be lead by SERGEANT GOD PEPPER and must 10,000 chores for GENERAL GOD GOD within 24 hours everyday.

I wish I had a girlfriend:*(.
 
Wish granted but 24 hours later she cheats on you with your best friend.
I wish my wishes wouldn't turn on me.
 
Granted, Congratulations! You have been promoted from HUMAN to PRIVATE GOD SAMURAI ALCHEMIST. You will be lead by SERGEANT GOD PEPPER and must 10,000 chores for GENERAL GOD GOD within 24 hours everyday.

I wish I had a girlfriend:*(.



..................crud.................

lol

anywhoo

Granted: In order for this wish to be granted, you must first go to the moon with no rocket ship and no breathing apparatus, be the first person on mars, run from the top of Mt. Everest to the very bottom of the Marianas Trench, scale the Empire State building using nothing but suction cups, and be President Bushes slave for 6 monthes.

DO all that and your wish will be granted!

I wish I could breath underwater.
 
Granted, you can't breath over water and your girlfriend is a piece of coral.


I wish I was a girl for a day.
 
WISH GRANTED! But guys keep looking at u and u feel weird since u r really a guy. So u go eat a lot and get fat then change back into a guy the next day and u stayed fat.

I wish that The Jonas Brothers split.
 
Granted, my brother murders me and eats your soul.

I wish I wasn't so fat.
 
Wish granted, You had lyposuction, the thing is you didnt change your eating habits and over the next few months you are a lard again.
I wish I got straight A's
 
Wish granted but the a's are so straight they look like i's so you were punished for having the lowest grade in history....

I wish I could time travel....
 
Wish Granted, you traveled back in time and got caught in the meteor shower that killed the dinosaurs.
I wish I could fly.
 
Wish granted, but you get hit by a plane. (Or is it Superman? No! It's Underdog!)

I wish that I was a Pokemon.
 
Wish Granted.......
You are now a Lv. 1 Caterpie...just as soon as you transformed a Pidgeot picked you up and ate you

I wish I was a Lv. 50 Blastoise
 
Wish granted: you are now banned for posting pokemon related stuff in the Other Trivia thread.....God I'm such a jerk....lol

I wish I wasn't a jerk.
 
Granted... I think the fact that Pokemon now show... well... reality... under... well... you see... IO... Maybe that fact is enough for both of us...

I wish that wish was never fished and wished by that wish for such fish and a stitch.
 
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