Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Jayster23]

Granted but they Brake 2 minutes later

I wish for My comics on the internet to get more viewers!

 

[raging lion]

Granted, but no one liked it and forced you to close it.

I wish I can be in heaven after my death.

 

[Firebird306]

Wish granted, but now you're now an immortal and spend the remainder of eternity in solitude.

I wish my computer would download this program without freezing.

 

[Jayster23]

Granted but when it downloads it then freezes your computer and blows up.

I wish that my life wasn't sucky

 

[orangejediman]

Granted. All lollipops and jawbreakers disappeared.

I wish that this thread had never come to be.

Ha! Get your way out of this without a paradox!

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

You're wish would be granted, but um... i accedentally killed your fairy god mother because she had a Teddy Bear meant for a little girl. I wanted it, and... I think you know the rest :/

I win for not using a paradox! :D

I wish for my dad to stop freaking out about little things.

 

[the bitter end.]

Granted, but you start taking drugs and he dosen't care, and it ruins your life.

I wish for another wish.

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Granted, but you start taking drugs and he dosen't care, and it ruins your life.

I wish for another wish.

Granted, but you have to use it on wishing for bug-filled waffles.

I wish, I wish, I had some Fish! :D

 

[Jayster23]

granted but it was poisoned

I wish that i was a ninja

 

[dialgaX149]

Granted, but a shuriken flies at you from nowhere, and kills you.

I wish that... uh, I wish for... uh... Oh! The war of the worlds!

 

[Jayster23]

Denied. I don't want another war

I wish that my dog wasn't so lazy

 

[Weatherman Kiyoshi]

Granted, But he gets over-excited and gets hit by a bus.
He lives though, or atleast I think he does...

I wish that had more cheese right about now...

 

[Jayster23]

Granted but a mouse came out of nowhere and said "Look a Distraction" you look and he steals it.

I wish that what i said was actually able to happen

 

[Izy]

granted, but nothing happens.


I wish i saw a pig fly.

 

[Hawkfish]

Granted but, you saw it in your sleep.

I wish I had a Money tree!

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Wish granted, only the tree strangled you up first before you grab the loot.

I wish I was me.

 

[Mr. Curling Iron]

Granted! You are me.

I wish I was a man.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but It went wrong at you turned into a lesbian.

I wish for some microbes.

 

[*MitSuKi*]

Granted, although sad to say YOU are the microbe and somebody poured alcohol on you!*sizzle*

I wish that all bishounens are real.

 

[Chibi Robo]

(Dont know what that is but.....) Granted but they come out and kill you with knives and swords.....
I wish that nothing bad will ever happen to me!