Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's psychopathic and tortures you when nobody's around.

I wish I had Ben Stein's voice.

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Granted, but now everyone dies of boredom. (I love his voice too, but I just love how monotone it is XD)

I wish I HAD TEH TELEPATHY.

 

[Superjub]

Granted, but you get a migrane and your head explodes :)

I wish I could fly XD

 

[Corvus of the Black Night]

Granted, but you cannot control your power then WHAM right into a building.

I wish I had no homework.

 

[Lucent]

You get your wish, but the next day you have pop quizzes in every class you were supposed to have homework in.

I wish we could find intelligent life on Mars.

 

[Superjub]

Granted, but as soon as they see a human they turn into mindless lifeforms :)
I wish I had a unicorn :3

 

[Guitar]

Granted. It is born by blasting horn first out of your chest like in Alien. Congrats! You now have a unicorn and you're a dad! Too bad you won't live long to celebrate...

I wish the next poster has exactly 40 characters in their entire post.

 

[Azumi]

Granted. It's filled with spam now.

I wish I could have every game console and every game to match with the console. If you know what I mean.

(Ha, it's not exactly 40! In your face~!)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You have all the consoles and all the games for them, but the plugs are missing.

I wish I could have one of those really soft sugar cookies with the frosting on top.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted, it's soft with frosting on the top and will choke you b/c it's too soft to dissolve, can't be chewed b/c it bunches back up together after a bite, and the frosting is stuck to your throat, making it super sticky.

I wish I was alive.

 

[Azumi]

Granted, but you are now eternal, and now you have to live on the earth forever.
Unless the Judgement Day arrives.

I wish I was bored, so I could do more stuff. (i.e. drawing)

 

[Ekeshum]

Granted, but now that you can do more stuff there is nothing left to do, and you will be bored for eternity.

I wish Sir.Aaron from Lucario and the Mystery of Mew will come back to life.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but he chokes on a piece of steak afterwards and dies again.

I wish that pokemon platinum was out.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's out in Japan. Congratulations, nothing happened.

I wish that Brawl was more enjoyable without hacking it.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. In fact it became the most enjoyable game ever...So enjoyable that you became a total-addict to it and never saw sunlight again...

I wish Japan would stop making their anime end with on or an. (Bakugan, Pokemon, Digimon, etc...)

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. Now it's Bakugans (see the s?), Pokemen, and Digimen

I wish the next poster would live forever!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but I'm forced to do that through eating right and living healthily... *shudders*.

I wish that I could stomach vegetables.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but all desserts give you hives!

I wish that I could get more sleep.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted, but you slept your whole life and had no dreams...Only nightmares.

I wish had a taco right now...

 

[Capt. Couch]

Granted, but once you take a bite, you realize that it's full of cockroaches!

I wish that my mind wouldn't wander when I didn't want it to.