Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, your mind won't wander... EVER!

I wish I wasn't busy.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted, but you became a couch potato and died alone, without anybody...
I wish I was god.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Your god of that small colony of fungus between your toes. Go knock yourself out.

I wish I had better public speaking skills.

 

[XxZer0xX]

You speak so well that you become president, then you get thrown out of office b/c you had no idea what you were doing and then Chuck Norris was called to execute you with a round-house kick.

I wish the next poster was dead!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but I'm only half-dead.

I wish that the next poster became a Jigglypuff.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. But then it was eaten by Turtwig.
I wish I owned Canada

 

[XxZer0xX]

You own Canada and America buys it off you for 1,000,000$ and then your wife kills you and runs away with your money!

I wish the next poster was completely dead! Brain, heart and all.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but he's a mummy so it doesn't really matter...

I wish that the next poster wouldn't be 98monkey1

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. But then they got eaten and replaced by 98monkey1.
I wish I was Bill Gates.

 

[XxZer0xX]

You're the richest man in the country but you kill yourself because you're bored and hate not having anything to do with your money!

I wish I would live for 80 more years!

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. But then you fell and went into a coma until your death.
I wish I was accepted into this one roleplay by this KEV guy..
(This thread is really taking off...)

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but it's the worst RP and you do nothing.

I wish that I wasn't hungry.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. But you were never hungry again and couldn't eat...So you never got to taste again.
I wish FrozenSnowman would not corrupt my wishes....

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. I corrupt them.

I wish I never went into that coma that 98monkey said about.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. You actually became paralyzed from your head down the rest of your life...
I wish NO ONE would corrupt my wishes...

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but I do it anyways :P.

I wish you both couldn't type anymore.

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted. Now we have no idea what you just said.

I wish 98monkey1's last wish was his next one.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted.
I wish NO ONE would corrupt my wishes...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I'm bipolar. We're 2 people.

We wish we weren't bipolar anymore.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. Now you're tripolar! (DON'T MESS WITH ME!)
I wish the person before me would get a new signature...It's a bit creepy.