Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Denied. The genie tries to grant it and corrupt it and the resulting logical loop causes the entire universe to be destroyed.

I wish that my brother didn't always want to watch home improvement programs...

 

[Harry Blue5]

@I Laugh at your Misfortune!: Could you do my second wish?

Anyway, okay, but this happens because your T.V. explodes and sets fire to your house.

I wish for a thousand baked apple pies.

 

[JesseCS]

Granted, but they all fall on you just out of the oven, crushing you and covering you in third degree burns. :)

I wish I had tools to make a hack on my Mac.

 

[98monkey1]

Granted. You make a hack, but you didn't know your dad installed anti-virus and anti-hacking software, so an ear-splitting alarm goes off in your house, and your mac explodes.

I wish that only I could wish...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. You are the only one who can wish and all you can do is wish so you never become successful in life because wishing doesn't help the situation.

I wish *contents blocked due to 98monkey1's wish*.

 

[98monkey1]

(Meh...Now I don't know the wish..*Thinking of what to do*) Granted!
I wish people would not troll.

 

[Pidove Flying]

Granted, but your wish is misunderstood and everyone turns into trolls.

I wish *blocked because of 98monkey1*

 

[JesseCS]

Granted! But now everyone can make wishes again.

I wish *blocked because of 98monkey1*

Well it was worth a try.

 

[98monkey1]

(You guys are so mean!)
Granted. Whatever it was....
I wish that everyone could make wishes again...*Sighs*

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but then you'd have to think again, so I'll take the liberty and...

I wish that 98monkey1 was the only one who could make wishes.

 

[98monkey1]

No! You can't do this to me again! DENIED!

I wish that no one could ever wish that I could only make wishes.

 

[JesseCS]

Granted, no catch.

I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale!

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but she was meant to come there and by not going there it rips a hole in time-space continuum. Everyone is sucked into the rip and dies slowly and painfully. Apart from Buffy Summers.

I wish that 98monkey1 could not make any wishes whatsoever!

 

[98monkey1]

Denied. (Hehehe)​

I wish that I could be the only one to make wishes EVER

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted.

I request that my desire of having a doughnut would be fulfilled.

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED, because genies can only make wishes come true.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Denied because you forgot to put a wish!

I wish that no one could wish that they were the only one who could make wishes!

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted, cause my genie is better than 98monkey1's MWAHAHA. But unfortunately, my genie gets so tired that it faints and falls on you. You get crushed to death. Ouch.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted!

 

[XxZer0xX]

Granted, but nothing happens. So sorry.

I wish only FrozenSnowman can make wishes (ha I found a loophole! BEAT THAT!)

 

[Pidove Flying]

Granted but it is misread and everyone is the only one who could make wishes. XD

I Wish That Nobody Could Wish To be The Only Person Who Is Able To Wish.