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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted. It's in another thread entitled "Make a wish and have it not horribly corrupted", not this one.

I wish that the mods knew that I don't really deserve the Pokémon Connoisseur emblem.
 
Granted, but everyone goes into a rampage about how the mods took away your emblem, and because of that, PokeCommunity is shut down.

I wish that I wasn't sick.
 
Granted, but you get turned into a trash can.

I wish I didn't keep posting in Other Trivia. >_> (seriously, look at the page! I LIVE here!)
 
Granted, but then you unconsciously get teleported into an alternate dimension where you still keep posting in the 'Other Trivia' section.

I wish I was dead
 
Granted, but you then become a zombie.

I wish I could see Coheed & Cambria live in concert. XD
 
Granted, but instead, you posted to join the Hannah Montana fan club.


I wish I hadn't been killed.
 
Granted. Instead, you get horribly maimed and become a quadruple amputee. You spend the rest of your days in horrible pain, unable to move.

I wish I hadn't submitted my post without wishing for something first! O.o
 
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Granted, but you wished to have a wish.

I wish people weren't so mean to me in this thread. T-T
 
Granted, but your so tall, your head goes beyond Earth's atmosphere and your head IMPLODES.

I wish people didn't reply to wishes so violently.
 
Granted, but what you want to do is dance and sing to Hannah Montana in a ballerina outfit.

I wish I had $6,305,478,902.35 and 1/2
(That's a lot of dollars and 35 and a half cents)
 
Granted but then you find out theres no way to give that amount of money, so you get nothing.

I wish that this wish will be granted.
 
Granted, but you turn into one of those nasty buggers with the man-thongs. *shudder*

I wish all of my work was done so I could go do some community service.
 
Granted. Your community service is cleaning out public restrooms and those ones that are outdoors. I don't really see how this is a corruption, but...

I wish for more No. 2 Pencils.
 
Granted but they turn on you and go for your eyes. Also, you can only write the word 'shizzle'.
I wish I had a bowl of popcorn.
 
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