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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but all you own are Magikarp lvl. 1 that sit and do NOTHING.

I wish we owned Don't Let the Mod Say 0!
 
I meant, owned the company Pokemon Inc. xD

Your wish is granted, with no extra effect! Yay!

I wish I could make my profile perfect.
 
Granted, but by being perfect, it is also imperfect. You try to comprehend that, and your head explodes.

I wish I hadn't made his head explode.
 
Wish granted, but it already happened, and me, the Uber, can't change the past, even as Uber as I am.

I wish I had a nice slice of lasagna right now.
 
Granted. Since you don't specify what kind of nice it is, you get the best tasting lasagna in the world. However, it's only as thick as a sheet of paper.

I wish I knew what it is like at Comiket.
 
System error; not granted. Sorry.

I wish I invented Pokemon.
 
Granted but your idea is stolen immediatly by an ill-trusted friend with a rubber mallet.
I wish that I could see ghosts.
 
Granted, then you're scared to death.

I wish I wuz President of the U.S.
 
Granted. But you can only buy samples of manure with it. And when you finally decide that's not so bad, it explodes.
I wish I was a GIANT"!
 
Granted. Than Jack comes up and kills you. :O

I wish I was a POLAR BEAR! =D
 
Granted but you drop it after the first lick.

I wish I had some steak =D
 
Granted, but it's fifty years old and has shriveled up into a half-centimeter cube of meat.

I wish I don't make a wish
 
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Since you didn't make a wish, you lose! :I

I wish Darkrai were more powerful than Cresselia.
 
Granted, but the reality didn't change because Darkrai is already more powerful than Cresselia in your mind.

I wish Nintendo make it so that Gengar didn't exist or change his name.
 
Granted. For some reason, Gengar's presence in the game somehow made it more complete. Without it, sales never happened and Pokemon never became popular.

I wish that The Drinking Party could make another game.
 
Granted. However, it is done by accident and is quickly reopened. During the short closing, everyone suddenly got the urge to post in this thread and when it is reopened, posts flood like crazy, but not crazy enough to disturb the game flow.

I wish for an aster tataricus.
 
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