Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Maxedg8s]

DENIED.

I wish I can get a better avatar.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but the site won't accept it.

I wish to have unlimited food supplies.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. All the Creamed Corn you can eat.

I wish for a better video camcorder.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but the controls are very difficult to figure out and they're in Estonian, as well as the instruction booklet, which has no pictures.

I wish for a warm and furry hat.

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted but it falls in a puddle and become cold and soggy.



i wish i had a cold and soggy hat....

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but then u got sick

i wish i had a deer roast *drools homer style*

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted but its over cooked.



i wish i had an over cooked deer roast...

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied cus u took mine now u go hungry

i wish i had little lamb chop

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted but it undercooked and you die the moment you took a bite of it.



i wish i had an undercooked lamb chop that had a bite out of it and recently killed someone...
*gasps* oh my that was a mouthful.

 

[KUROXFAI]

dam u XD
granted but then u die ureself

i wish i was watching Scary Movie 5 again

 

[~GodricGryffindor9~]

granted but it scares the very soul of you to obliteration.
you know this has sorta turned into a rivalry lol.



i wish i had a soul that just got scared into obliteration.

 

[KUROXFAI]

denied cus u is already there

i wish to become sushi

 

[Maxedg8s]

Granted, but someone eats you and vomits. In the middle of that, youre being melted by the gross stomach acids.

LOL, was that imaginary image too graphic? xD

I wish to be the 7- million dollar man. (6 million is taken. D:)

 

[Winged Guardian]

granted, but the money is counterfeit

i wish for denial

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I heard college isn't that great anyway.

I wish for the other 8 volumes of Nightmare Inspector.

 

[Shiny Rotom]

Granted. but your volumes of Nightmare Inspector get dropper in water and you can no longer read them =)
I wish i had HG/SS

 

[Winged Guardian]

granted, but it cant save.

i wish i were a superstar

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Enjoy your copy of Mario Party DS. (>'-')>

I wish that I still had my Pokemon Pearl Instruction Booklet.

 

[Winged Guardian]

granted but you lost the ability to read.

i wish WOFZ werent dead

 

[KUROXFAI]

Denied cuz idk no more

i wish i wasnt dead