Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[ReddishDegree]

Granted, but that's poisoned too. xD

I wish it would rain cats and dogs.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but they eat you
i wish that this wasnt a wish

 

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted, it's a post on a forum called PokeCommunity

I wish I had adultswim on my television.

 

[Goron]

Granted but they cancel it

I wish they didn't cancel Adult Swim

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but they only run the shows u hate

i wish they werent ending InuYasha

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you will endure the gruesome never ending series of it. X(

I wish I have some mashed potato.

 

[Gazza]

granted but it's 8 month old

i wish for a new sig+avi

 

[A Pixy]

Granted but it's a picture of the words, POKEMANS SUCKS OUT LOUD! and then you get Perma banned.

I wish my leg would stop itching.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll gain a large welt after that.

I wish for some new account on Soldier Front.

 

[Pyonkotchi]

granted but you can never use it


I wish I had a new mp3 player :<

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it only has Hannah Montana on it and you can't do anything about it.

Okay, I'm srry.

I wish I was full...

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll have indigestion for the rest of your life.

I wish I'm cool. : D

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but only to your MOTHER!

I wish I had a MUSTACHE!

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but it will be the color of bananas!

I wish for some sleep.

 

[A Pixy]

That's not too bad, I like bananas.

Granted, but only for half a millisecond.

I wish I had a Pizza Pop.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but it'll eat you.

I wish for some poop. : D

 

[Gazza]

granted but you have to eat it xD

i wish for my name change to hurry up

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but it'll take forever.

I wish for some stones.

 

[Gazza]

granted but they all fall on your head


i wish for teh end of the world

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, it's only your world. Not ours.

I wish for some jelly blobs of doom!