Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, in your dreams!

I wish for something.

 

[StarGirl]

Granted u wish for something scary and creppy

I wish the rape girl operation will be not exist anymore

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but it'll be operational again in December 12, 2012.

I wish for a $)(&%R$*&^.

 

[StarGirl]

granted u will not having $)(&%R$*&^.

I wish that I am in pokemon world and be an only female pokemon master

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll be despised and envied upon, to the extent they'll gonna assasinate you. O.O

I wish for some food.

 

[helix]

Granted, enjoy your cat food.

I wish that I could skip time one week forward.

 

[StarGirl]

granted you just not skip a time and u just go to afternate dimension of time

I wish all boy will stop rape a girl like me

 

[Porygon-2000]

granted, they now go after everyone you care about (at the same time)

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.. <:-(

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but i'll be killed again by a cat.

I wish for some miracle.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's a miracle for doors only.
I wish I could climb buildings. (Like Spiderman, only worse).

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, and you're already a spider!

I wish for a meteorite.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's too small to see.
I wish I was a robot.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll be set to self-destruct in 5 seconds...

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*KABOOOM!*


I wish for some safe.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it had my exploding ghost elephant in it.
I wish I could stop listening to The Lion King.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll be eaten my Simba for the next 5 minutes.

I wish for a **************************************.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but the government takes it away.
I wish I could be a mermaid.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll be eaten by squids.

I wish I'm an alien.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but NASA kidnap you.
I wish I could be an Eagle.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, but you'll be hunted by a lot of hunters and poachers.

I wish I'm a planet.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, you are very lonely, and die inside.
I wish I wasn't so shy IRL.