Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[A Pixy]

granted, but it's melting!

I wish I had any form of drawing talent what-so-ever.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but u cant draw

i wish michael jackson was still alive

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, but he's now a zombie and eats your brains.

I wish common sense was more common.

 

[KUROXFAI]

granted but the world becomes dull and boring

i wish Rob Zombie was president

 

[StarGirl]

granted rob zomble quit be president as he gotta kill u

I wish all my clothes including all my miniskirt don't getting burn

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, but you're suddenly without clothes.

I wish my brother didn't have annoying friends. :C

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but now he has a girlfriend who's SIXTEEN TIMES MOAR ANNOYING THEN ALL OF THEM PUT TOGETHER!

I wish I didn't watch the Toy Story 3 Trailer.

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you watched a different video instead, a horrible one that made your eyes burn and caused pain and suffering.

I wish Bill Gates would get in a horrible ice pick related injury.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but he's the one with the ice pick.

And he gets away with it. :DDDDDDDD

I wish I had every game ever made along with every console ever made and at least 10 controllers for every console. Along with every peripheral and they were all in perfect condition.

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, and it puts you straight into bankruptcy.

I wish I had every, legit legendary.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but no one believes you.

I wish I had a Wii and a lot of games and controllers.

 

[Chikara]

Granted, but they all the a popup(see: your signature), and become one with Russia. Dang :(

;LAKHFDD I'M NOT EDITING THAT, I LIKED IT.

36 LETTERS DUDE<3: Granted, but the wiimotes refuse to locate the wii.

I wish I was cool.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, you are now a freezer.

I wish for all the sunshine in the world.

 

[Chikara]

Granted, you now live in an Egyptian desert. Enjoy~

I wish my phone could access the internet ))):

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, it gets viruses.

I wish Korea would give up on trying to ban Hetalia.

 

[StarGirl]

granted u can't go to korea by airplane accident

I wish that all the boys will stop touching my vagina

 

[Hetalia Canadia]

Granted, but that means that you aren't, either.

I wish my house wasn't such a mess. Dx

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but now you can see the decour. And it's extremely ugly.

I wish small children were terrified of me.

 

[Negative-Zero]

granted but they call their parents and u get arrested

i wish for another wish

 

[Chikara]

a;lkfg Granted, now society hates you for creepin on the kids.

Denied. You're doing it wrong, that is not allowed. /snatches your other wish too

I wish they would change my name already >:|